Granted, but- oh wait.

I wish for an undead pony.

granted but it buys a pistol and kills you (without the pistol)

I wish that Sith would post next

grated but it got deleted.

I wish for more metal to make a sword with

granted but you run out of time to make the sword and end up never making it!!!

i wish to talk alot :O

Granted but people are never around you because they got tired of your voice :P jk

I wish that i never had to go to school

Granted but then u never leave the house ever again O_O

I wish ppl dont get tired of my voice :P

granted but every one is buysy so thay dont mind your voice they just don't pay attention

i wish that every one listen tot he music i did so i could talk to people about it

granted but they are all to busy listening to the music to listen or talk to u about it

i wish for chocolate milk to rain from the sky O_O ( i have no idea where that came from haha)

granted but it comes in the gallon bottles from the store ( that would hurt )

i wish for more queiches

granted but they end up being nasty and u dont want to eat them! :O

i wish for stuff!!! haha

granted but the stuff you wish for falls on you

i wish for a wish that will never be corrupted

granted but they break

I wish for more chocolate milk.

granted but it dose every thing but tell time

I wish for more time