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Granted, but it snows.
I wish for rum. |
Granted, but it tastes like rotten cabbage.
I wish for an invincible stick. |
Granted, but your invincible stick has termites and disintegrates.
I wish for purple hair. |
Granted, your called purple head and you shave your head forever in shame.
I wish for a bagel. |
Granted, he bagel is hard as a rock and breaks your two front teeth.
I wish I didn't have to do potions in potco. |
Granted, instead you have to make hydrogenated corn syrup.
I wish for Civ V. |
Granted after you install it your computer catches on fire.
I wish for a sunny beach. |
Granted, your head is delivered there.
I wish for gold. |
Granted, it is sitting on top of a land mine.
I wish for a new unsinkable ship. |
Granted......however it has no sails or cannons.
I wish for a bagel |
Granted, but you forget about it and find it covered in mold a week later.
I wish for more wishes. |
Granted but you have no voice to request wishes.
I wish for my own island. |
Granted, .0000000001 square centimeters, enjoy!
I wish for milk. |
Granted, but a cat with superpowers drinks it all before you can use it. :D
I wish for waffles. |
Granted, they are frozen eternally.
I wish for a pencil. |
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