I ban Crest because i'll take my chances.

I ban Sven for being foolish. That's my job!

I ban Crest for being the site fool.

I ban sven for calling crest a fool

I ban Max for not accepting the truth.

I ban Sven for being the King Noob of the Interwebz.

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I ban crest for being the 230th poster.

I ban those who ban the post counts.

I ban Max for using an unnecessary title.

I ban crest for saying that is a unnecessary title.

I ban the unnecessary title.

I ban sven for banning the SUPER NECESSARY TITLE.. (ITS NOT UNNECESSARY)

I ban Sven for seconding my ban without saying he is doing so.

I BAN THE CAPS lock.

*bans everyone* MUAHAHAHA

I don't ban Sven. Rather, (Picks up telephone; puts in number) I call the asylum to come pick him up. (Talking into phone) Then I ban him, when he's in no position to ban me back. (Men in white coats arrive, seize Sven, and drag him out the door. ) Now that that's done, (Screaming in distance) I ban Crest.