I bribe you with chocolate gold coins and you give it to me.

I push davy into padres del fuego and run away to the Developer Island with it.

I get hired by the developers, and take the lost sword. I then prove to you its just a bunch of pixels, and nobody wants it anymore.

I forge it in reality, and then people want it again. Unfortunately, I shrink it to pixel-size.

I accidentally drink it with my root beer. Mmmmm Legendary flavored.....

You did that one before!!! I find you, force a potion down your throat, and up it comes! I don't touch it, instead using my mind powers to throw it into Orodruin, destroying it forever!

Very well then. Soon, I destroy Jolly Roger in an epic battle. The cutlass that I used is cursed with Jolly Roger's last breath as he falls into the sea. The sword that I use is now a dark and powerful cutlass, that has infinite power, far stronger than the lost sword. I now own the strongest weapon in the game!

I kill you with the lost sword that i just found from a gravedigger because i take half damage.

Now i have both!

I use magic powers, and with a little help from Calypso, forge a new sword that makes me invincible. I then kill you, and take both the swords. I now have three!

i blow up all three swords XD and make the lost sword

I put a grenade down your shirt, take the coin, and watch (eating popcorn) while you blow up.

I come out of nowhere like the ninja i am and steal it :D

I take it and blow you up.

i use god glitch and phantom spirits so i go through chains and i cant die and take the sword

i turn the lost sword into a world blade eater