I ban Davy for banning me for banning Jack for banning me

I ban DF for that whole Rum Master nonsense. Only Crest, SOS, Jules, and yours truly can appoint Masters here in POF.

I ban TSC. It wasn't I who appointed him, it was Crest. She probably had too much rum.

I ban DF because it must go to a voting. However, I can see a future in you. That future is making me a sandwich.

I ban DF and TSC for skipping me

I ban TSC for wanting a sandwich. Here you go. I think its beef... no nevermind thats not beef. I don't know that is... I think it moved... here you go!

I ban DF for slowly becoming my apprentice.

I ban TSC for watching too much Star Wars. You say it like this.

"I see great powa in you. You will make a great apprentice young Fireskull..."

I ban DF for talking like a Jedi.

Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free.

I ban TSC the Star Wars geek...

...high five... Star Wars for the win....

I ban DF For The Wolf!

I ban TSC for wanting to feed me to wolves. The Monster will come to my rescue. And eat the wolves.

I ban The Skirata Clan and Davy Fireskull for skipping me again

I ban Filly for desperately seeking a ban by me and my new apprentice.

I ban my new master.

What is thy bidding my master?

...I know whats coming for sure...