3 bottles. Yes, Sharky. Jack expects us to work together, for the rum!

5 bottles of Monster Rum. Sorry Sven, rum is already taken. You want some of my rum? *hands Sven Monster Rum*

Make sure to take this vaccine first. I don't want any of my dear admin friends to end up like Jack Shipsteel.

7 bottles. Davy is a tyrant to the Monster. You all agree.

9 bottles. Davy? Or the Monster? :P

10 bottles of rum.

12 bottles of angreh e-mails to Sony Online Entertainment.

RECOVER MAH PASSWORD, DANGIT!

13 bottles. The satillite project is going along just fine, I'll keep you "posted" on my progress.

14 bottles. The Stealth is Back!

15 bottles. Yes! Now you can help me with the satellite project. -Hands stealthy blueprints-

16 bottles. Whats this about?

17 bottles. You see Stealthy, my I'm going further and launching "Rum1" into space. From there, we can send rum to anywhere in the world!!!!!! But first I have to get NASA to let me loan one of their 8,000,000,000 dollar rockets.