I ban Jules because what I drink can barely be considered rum. Skiperdoo knows its wonders.

I ban Skip because it is tradition.. But if you desire to talk outside the realm of rum, the same can be said with any drink. Shots defeat the purpose of drinking. Drink for the taste, not for the effect.

I ban Davy for bringing up his "wonders".

It took me three weeks to recover from that nightmare.

I ban Skip as I shake my head. That sounds like a smh moment.

I ban Julie for believing that I have a banning limit.

I ban Jules for never having Monster Rum. Here, have some.

*hands Monster Rum*

I ban Davy for thinking Julie's gonna fall for that.

You have to be more inviting.

*sips cautiously* ARGHHHH!! I AM, THE HULK.

I ban you for handing me that.

I ban Julie for giving in to the monster rum's emittance.

/flee

I ban the easily fooled...

I ban Jules for banning herself.

I second that ban.

I ban Jules for having roughly one week to live. Unless I give you the antidote.

I ban Davy for not remembering that I have an antidote as well.

Sure, there's a 40% chance for decompression sickness, but still.

I ban Shark for the quick ban. I am impressed!!

And I ban Skip for calculating...

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking he has an antidote. Antidotes must be consumed within four hours of creation, and I have not created any antidotes or vaccines for months.

I ban Miss Fireheart for implying hatred of mathematics.