I ban Skip because we don't mind. Now go get schooled before coming back and getting schooled here too.

I BAN TSC because getting schooled twice is bad for your health

I ban Rich because you never stop being schooled... By life.

I ban MA for learning his purpose in life.

I ban Skip for not learning what MR. Awesomes purpose isn't

I ban Яich because when you put double negatives in the equation, it means that I haven't learned to opposite of what it is.

However, when I learned what it is, and only is, it's safe to conclude that any other answer to the question is what it "isn't".

I ban Skip lol

backwards R?

I ban Rich because that was just a clever ruse to keep you oblivious to the Pwnage I rained down upon you.

I ban Skype for thinking he could rain Pwnage down. Only TSC can do that.

I ban SC because Skip only brings The Pwnage Rain down when MA posts.

I ban MPO for not PWNing himself.

I ban Stealthy because he doesn't Pwn himself, but opens doors of Pwnage to other posters.

I skip Skype to ban MPO for being a door.

I ban Stealthy for not walking through him.