I ban ............... someone.

I ban Dog and the lurking guest!

I ban rich for banning me without reason. and there happens to be 2 lurking guestS not one.

I ban Dog for capitalizing the second s in guests.

I ban James because I did that for emphases.

I ban dog because I must emphasize that you spelled emphasis wrong.

I ban Davy because my spell checker has phailed me..

I ban dog because you wouldn't need spell checkers if you had impeccable spelling.

I ban Davy for failing to realize that I am a dog and am lucky to be able to understand the word impeccable

I ban Dog for not being knowledgeable enough to know that a better way to word that would have been,

"I am a dog and am barely knowledgeable enough to know the word impeccable"

I ban MA because I find no need whatsoever to use such fancy words all the time.

I ban Dog because thats ok, fancy words must be incomprehensible for you're dog comprehension.

I ban MA for using words that he probably doesn't understand himself and thinking that I wouldn't understand them...

I ban Dog because I fully understand what those words mean, notice how they add up to a pwn? Yeah that was on pupose.

I ban MA for thinking that every other ban he does makes a pwn, when it really makes him look like a total Noobanner every time he says something along the lines of "i pwned you."