I ban Dog for phailing.

I ban bane because you did the very same.

I ban you all for not understanding the magic of phail.

I ban Davy for telling them to understand the magic of phail. They should know.

I ban Mr. Swordshot because they should know. But should doesn't guarantee facts.

I ban Davy for 'should' can guarantee facts, just not all the time.

I ban 23 because that was one of those times.

I ban Sharky because that could've been one of those times you made an interesting ban.

Oh well...

I ban Skiperdoo because all bans are interesting to banontologists like me.

I ban Davy for being too obsessed with banning.

I skip to ban Davy because if you're a bantologist, you should know how not to make terrible bans.

Am I seeing a trend here?

I ban everyone who used the term 'bantologist' or anything of the sort. There is no such thing!

I skip ban Skip for his user name, a better one would be a line from 2001.

"My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going."

I ban MA because this is the first ban in three days.