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HammyTheSquirrel 03-07-2012 04:08 PM

Granted, but the lead breaks and it won't sharpen again.

I wish for pancakes.

akamystic 03-07-2012 04:14 PM

Granted....they are rubber.

I wish for Friday

andyspins 03-07-2012 04:19 PM

Granted, it lasts one minute.

I wish for football cards

HammyTheSquirrel 03-07-2012 07:50 PM

Granted, but they catch on fire due to a strange chemical reaction.

I wish for Leprechaun.

andyspins 03-08-2012 02:15 AM

Granted, he kicks you in the shin and runs away.

I wish for a pillow.

static156 03-08-2012 03:10 AM

Granted! The pillow has spikes...

I wish for super strength

andyspins 03-08-2012 03:15 AM

Granted, whenever you come into a room everyone runs and hides, you curl up in a ball and live in shame.

I wish for a snorkel.

HammyTheSquirrel 03-08-2012 04:10 AM

Granted, but it breaks while you're swimming and you drown.

I wish for a baseball bat.

andyspins 03-08-2012 05:19 AM

Granted, I deliver it by smashing it into your nose.

I wish for gum.

Godzillan 03-09-2012 08:20 AM

Granted, but when wishing gum was accidentally flipped backwards and you end up getting a Mug Root Beer.

I wish for a sprite!

ikkinrolyat 03-09-2012 11:40 AM

Granted, but its a flat sprite.

I wish for a leg lamp.

andyspins 03-09-2012 06:25 PM

Granted, pirate juice flavor.

I wish for hulu.

samuel the awesome 03-20-2012 01:58 AM

granted but when you buy it it cost 9999999999999999billion money's

i wish for a banana named fred

Dark_Pixie 03-20-2012 05:55 PM

Granted, Fred appears and you become best friends. You do everything together, and he has a special bed in the fridge. One day, while at the supermarket with Fred, you need to buy some bananas, because you were out of them (and you certainly weren't going to eat your best friend!). Fred is upset because he's seeing his kind being bought and skinned, then eaten. You try to reassure Fred, but he just assumes that you're one of them. He falls out of your hand and drops onto the floor, where he is picked up by a member of staff and thrown away. Suddenly, the staff member bursts into flames. The bin tips over, and you see a mutated, humanoid Fred, terrorizing the supermarket. He then says in a big booming voice, 'I HATE YOU, SAMUEL THE AWESOME!'. You then exit the exploding supermarket, and jump off a cliff in sadness and overwhelming depression.

I wish for invincible socks.

HammyTheSquirrel 03-20-2012 07:16 PM

(^^LOL)

Granted, but they're sock monkeys instead of wearable socks. :)

I wish for the perfect potato.


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