granted but u have to start a new year tomorrow

i wish i could go places

Granted, but you go out into the world ignorantly, and lose your job, and can't find work, and ignorantly decide to swim in a tank with sharks and... Well, you get the picture.
I wish that this game would stop.

Wish granted, but then the game comes back to haunt you for life.




I wish for something.

Granted, but you get eaten instead!

I wish for everything to be normal.

granted every thing is normal for 1 minute

i wish for a wish of a wish for a wish haha

Granted, but you can't go outside without being struck by lightning and dying.

I wish that the POTCO filters would let me have a normal conversation without eating every other reply.

Granted, but it is quickly corrupted, and you find yourself (for reasons I will never reveal) fired out of a cannon. You hit the side of Fort Charles, and, having died, you no longer come to this game.

KOTC didnt make a wish!!!! Now I fire you out of a cannon into the kraken's mouth.

I wish for a monkey named Bill.

Granted, but Bill is a rabid monkey and bites your hand. you become a monkey and now live in the Amazon Jungle.

I wish ALL my pirates were mastered.

Granted, but then a glitch in the game occurs and they go back to level 1, with none of their loot, clothes, treasure, weapons, etc.

I wish for a slice of chocolate cake. (no food poisoning, bacteria, or anything else like that in it plz.)

Granted but you develop an allergy to chocolate and cake and you eat it all at once and die of suffocation.

I wish that pirates became a game where you have a controller and swing it around to slice with a cutlass.

Granted but the batteries for the controller only last a second so you have to keep changing the batteries

I wish that Fishing was less boring.

Wish granted, but now fighting a yellow tang is near-impossible, and legendary fish... it's like catching an island.

I wish for a few famed/legendary weapons to come drifting me way.

Luckily, the Kraken found me somewhat indigestible (see above post).

Your wish is granted, O wise Jibby, but they're cursed, and you die a horrible death.

I wish for the rest of you to go away so that I may corrupt my own wishes for a while.

Granted, but you get lonely and become insane from being alone for too long.