Then he sees Jack, Barbossa, Jolly, and Jones in dresses having a tea party with Tia Dalma.

Joe looks at his bottle and wonders, How much have I had to drink?

Turns out he has drank too much, but this is reality.

So.. Joe gazes in wonder at the group of Frilly Pirates, before joining them in a rousing shanty of "A Pirate's Life for me!"

Joe then sees an alligator eating Tia Dalma alive, so he decides to help, and shoots Tia Dalma, making it easier for the gator.

Cap'n Jack then throws a jar of dirt at Joe saying, "She was about to give me immortality!"


Also.. too funny Davy.

then jack changes his mind becuase he became immoral at the dance party while sitting next to jr and davy jones and joe telling stories

However, you can't take back a throw, so Joe wanders over to Cap'n Jack and stabs him with a dagger.

Barbossa says: "NO!!!! Why couldnt it have been me!?" and Jack goes "Aye! Why couldn't it have been you?!" Then he dies.

Joe then smiles and stabs Barbossa, saying, "Here ya go!"

joe wakes up at a dance party with jack sparrow jolly roger davy jones and the kraken(somehow)

He wakes up again, back in front of what just happened, with Jack Sparrow's dead body being eaten by JR DJ and Barbossa.

joe wakes up at a dance party with jack sparrow jolly roger davy jones and the kraken(somehow) (at least for the next 10 posts XD)

Joe then gets tired of the random teleportation, takes off all his TP totems, and sails to Raven's Cove.

Aww... the dance party is over. Unless.....

When he lands, he finds a huge party consisting of Rage Ghosts, and one of the Rage Ghosts is.... CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!