I can't, they're outlawed for making drunk doggies.

Explode.

I have no dynamite.

Make this site have a mood option called The Game.

I can't I don't have that power.

Um, do something?

Like what?

i want to kill Foulberto Smasho quickly...

impossible!

do something nice for a fellow pirate.

Pirate =/= Nice.

Give me The Lost Burrito.

dont know where it is


Make all noobs go away please

I can't noobs are nice sometimes...

dog didnt order me something to do so i ban him...


Become part of the navy (as a spy for pirates)

I can't I would never fit in with those swine.

Give me another award.

I can't... unless you prove you deserve one.

Infiltrate the EITC and kill becket with a toothpick... then escape without being noticed.

I can't Toothpick and Pick Co are out of buisness!

Give me Behemoth Blade

nun4u!

Give me a slice of pizza.

sorry.. I ate it

make me master doggy faster.

make yourself faster.


get me a klondike bar