I ban DF for thinking that there will be testing.

I ban TSC because there is always testing.

I ban TSC for relieving my stress. Phew.

I ban Davy for always pressing that enter button a few seconds before me!

I ban Jack and give him more stress!

I ban Jack because its actually the "Post Quick Reply" button.

I ban TSC.

I ban Davy, for reminding me. Curse you for always critizing me posts!

I ban Dr. Sban for always tempting us to ban him with his prescense! AHHHHH!

I ban Davy for giving me the Monster Rum, and turning me into an awful dark green color
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I ban Davy for the time has come... Yes. That time which I talked about over 30 seconds ago.

I ban Dead for returning the insanity levels to their non-managable states.

I ban Dead for almost being as insane as I am.

I ban Jack because Insanity is like a Vase... Break it and you're doomed.. Wait I need another metaphor.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking he has even touched Dead! Man, Dead was asylum-worthy before they even had asylums!

I ban Dead for saying my time has come. Is it time to wake up? Just five more minutes...

I ban Davy for missing the alarm buzzer.

I ban Jack, don't you remember the GP?