I ban Davy for making his monster rum ingredient primarily out of Chloromethane.

So simple to reverse it's effects if you know what to do.

I ban Davy for letting a Ban Master suffer, you are wicked!

I ban Sharky for thinking he has by any means a place in this banfest.

I ban Sharktooth because I am quite sinister.

I ban Skiperdoo for drinking so much Monster Rum that it has clouded his mind.

I ban Davy for it's a cloud of knowledge.

I ban Skype because I have more of a place than you. :P

I ban Sharky for having his place be a hole of pure banned matter.

I ban this ban session going on... I must intervene!

I ban Julie for just making it worse by showing up.

I ban such insults... They will not be tolerated.

I ban Jules for not being able to control her anger. At least focus it on a Noobanner!

I ban Julie for thinking that was an insult.

I ban Skip for thinking I am offended....

I ban The Master in denial. Its okay, you can cry into this used tissue.

I ban Davy for falsely reading my mood. I do not get angry, or sad.. I simply state what I am thinking, and move on.