I ban Davy for banning for a failed reason.

I ban Seaking because I second that, Davy wasted what could have been an awesome ban.

I ban MA, because Davy's simplicity WAS awesome.

I ban DP because you should have banned Seaking, since I was just seconding him.

I ban MA, because you had the same opinion, did you not?

I ban DP for making a point.

I ban MA for taking too long to get me rum. Hurry up before the mermaids get you!

I ban you people for thinking it was a bad ban. It was in fact a very good ban in the sense that I was the first to ban in three days.

I ban Davy for making another good ban.

I ban Hammy because for being the first noobanner I get to try my new Cat O' Nine Tails on! Congrats!

I ban MA for being selfish.

I ban DP because I'll just use one tail on him, I still have eight others!

i ban dark pixie for banning someone for being selfish (w/o selfishness we arent pirates)

I Ban Container7b for not giving me meat. Hand it over don't be selfish.

I second The Monsters Ban. I also ban the Monster for being a omnivore.

I ban SC because some things are not even worth being called meat.