I decide against using the nearby marooned ship that Davy didn't notice, and instead devote myself to the drinking of the rum. After I finally finished, I set sail, haphazardly, since I'm a little drunk.

ICOTS.

You run into a reef, and sink and die.

ICOTS... still.

i take your soul



icots

I "borrow" your souls. I'll give them back 3 days after never.

ICOTS.

I write never on the calendar. After 3 days, you come to return the souls. Then I shoot you in the face with a blunderbuss.

ICOTS

my soul comes back and i steal your treasure with your soul in it

icots

LOL. That was hilarious Witchdoctor. I tell you another really good joke, and while you are rofling, I stab you with a sword.

ICOTS

Releases the Kraken.

ICOTS

The Kraken eats you, not me.

ICOTS.. still.

I give the Kraken food poisoning, he vomits on the ship, and I stab you with a cutlass at high speeds.

ICOTS... Again

I have a Rapping Contest with you. I win


ICOTS!!

I take your captain's hat, rendering you incapable of being captain. I then eat it.

ICOTS

I throw a hot coal at you! You run!

ICOTS

I put an ant on your arm. In your panic, you fall over the banister into the ocean. Then, Davy's dead corpse grabs you and drags you down into the abyss.

ICOTS again.

I start to sing, and you jump off the ship, trying to avoid the wretched noise.

ICOTS