I ban Sven for lurking.

I ban Skiperdoo for mentioning that. Don't bring back chaos.

I ban Jack because I didn't miss it, I just refuse to believe that it is buzzing.

I ban the three bans I just made.

I ban the five that I now have total.

I ban Davy for pulling a Jack.

I ban skip because he drank monster rum and went from a cool pink bunny to a dark green bunny.

I ban JS for not saying which Jack.

I ban TSC for not giving us the list of Jacks to choose from.

I ban Skirata for not knowing I referred to The Jack of Few Trades. HeWhoEnjoysRum. The Sailing Slasher. The Blunderbuss Baboon. Wacko Jacko. Wackie Jackie. Jackie Wackie Or....

JACK SHIPSTEEL!

I ban... Wait a minute... Time to go Old School Dead.

I ban Jack. Are those nicknames gonna be on the test too?

I ban Davy for still thinking there's a test. Even if there was, you missed it by ignoring your alarm buzzer. No make-up tests!

You Fail!

I ban Jack for insulting Davy. I wanted to do that!

I ban Seaking for being late to the short par-tay!

I ban Jack for saying "Fail" when it really is "Phail".

I ban Davy for correcting Jack with your monster spelling.

I ban skip for banning Davy for correcting Jack.

I ban Dog for his very lame ban.