I ban Davy for offering Julie tissues when there's a perfectly good wooden board over there.

I ban Skiperdoo for wanting to give Jules splinters.

I ban Davy because I have a splinter. It hurts. Wait, not really. It's just annoying. Rawr.

I ban Sharky for using more splinters to try and get that little one out.

I ban Skiperdoo for slamming his head on the keyboard and calling it a ban.

I ban Davy for doing much worse than simply hitting his head on his keyboard.

I ban Skiperdoo for sitting on his computer. Come on mate! You can (?) do better than that!

I ban Skype's failed counter attack.

I ban Sharky for forgetting why I keep those ICBM's around.

I ban Skiperdoo having ICBM's around his laser eyes.

I ban DF for having his noobs gang up on Jules.

I ban TSC because I've simply been watching with amusement from afar.

I ban Jules for being too nice to them.

I ban TSC because I'm easing myself back into the mix...

I ban Jules because you were always nice to the noobanners.