McGivver beats Chuck Norris.

Uh, not really, though I'll play along.

Paula Deen beats McGivver. Ooh, and apparently Bobby Flay as well.

The end of the television and radio beat all them people!

The invention of a super television/radio/computer/gaming system/Holographic room Beats that..

The loss of electricity to run the super television/radio/computer/gaming system/Holographic room beats that..

the super television/radio/computer/gaming system/Holographic room runs on solar power and corn.... and if you buy the deluxe it runs on carbon dioxide releasing oxygen... im feeling green today lol

The loss of "solar power and corn.... and if you buy the deluxe it runs on carbon dioxide releasing oxygen" beats that!

Now it runs on oxygen if you buy the super super deluxe and it releases oxygen too!! What are ya gonna do? take away oxygen lol

The loss of oxygen beats all! Not only will your machine not work... nobody will be alive to fix it!

No Oxygen? Then how are we talking *gasp* Everyone's gone game over =( lol

wow... I didn't mean to end this. lol

We get rid of Sven.... solves him ending it.. sorry sven LOL jkjk

A PLANT beats no oxygen

I get rid of the universe.... I think plant just got owned.

You also got rid of yourself =P So it goes in an endless cycle