I ban Nate for not talking through actions.

I ban Crest because the only way I talk is when I go BOOM DEAD.

I ban Nate because he didn't specify when. You just talked.

I ban Crest for talking weird. I can't even hear you talk, so it doesn't really matter, does it?

I ban Nate for not hearing my voice reverberating across the mountains.

I ban Crest because that would be so cool...

I ban Nate because it is. But you can't hear it, so the coolness factor goes down significantly

I ban 12 2009 544 19.

I ban Nate for missing 276

I ban Crest because this is my 1,933rd post.

I ban the 1934th that will follow this.

I ban Crest because this is actually my 1,937th.

I ban Nate for not following my schedule.

I ban you all.

I ban Crest because I don't have to follow anything! Go play the riddle game. >_>