I get a brand from a hotfire and stamp you and you run!

ICOTS

I banish you to the Fortress of the Moles. There is no escape, except for the staircase. I set the staircase on fire.

ICOTS

I kill you.

ICOTS!

You used one that has already been used, hence breaking the rules listed.

I'm still COTS

:piratewheelgo2: see i took wheel



icots

The wheel is a lie.

ICOTS

i steal your soul and lock it in a barrel

icots

*points to Captain's Hat*

Off the ship buddy.

ICOTS

I break out of barrel and send you a link to YouTube, where you can not escape. And then, just for good measure, I shoot you in the back of the head with my sacred Pistol.

ICOTS.

My head is made of steel. The bullet flies back at you, and hits you between the eyes. You fall over dead. Youtube goes down for maintainence, and I slip out then.

ICOTS

When you slip out, I greet you with a bottle of rum, traced with vile poison. You drink it, and become paralyzed from the neck down, unable to do anything but breathe and talk for the rest of your life.

ICOTS.

*sneaks out of the brig* walks up and hits jack with a bottle of rum! he falls down the stairs into the brig!

ICOTS!

Pokes a hole in angel's hat while holding over the sea. Angel jumps for her hat and land in the ocean!


ICOTS!

swims to the lader jumps back on deck sneaks up behind nick then puts a paper bag over his head and pushes him over board

ICOTS

I convince you to retire early.

ICOTS