I ban Swordshot for it isn't my job, it's my duty. Two different things.

I ban Steel for he appears to be my Doppleganger and it's getting harder and harder to tell WHICH JACK IS WHICH!

I ban Sharkbane for you can easily tell the difference if you study me. Jack Shipsteel = Wackie Jackie = Insane.

I ban you because you brought up insanity, ad as TSC will testify to...
I AM THE SULTAN OF INSANITY! THE MAJOR OF MADNESS! THE LORD OF LUDICROUS!
And the current holder of the Infamous Cheese Vault.

I ban Sharkbane, for I am currently unaware over the Infamous Cheese Vault.



Cheese Vault.....?

I ban you for not knowing about the Infamous Cheese Vault, the one long ago stolen by my old Friend and Master only known as Swash, from...
The evil bunny whom must not be named...
EKB.......,

I ban Jack for bringing EKB into this. Next thing you know the evil rodent will be here. That would be bad.

I ban myself for EKB and I....
That be a rocky road we have there...
He always seems to appear to his name O_O

I ban The Master of Disaster.

:spam: And I am in charge of the SPAM here... :spam:

I spam ban you! And what if TSC wasn't here? Ok now that is a creepy thought.... :mybadki6:

I ban MP for his power trip.

I ban TSC for now he doesn't have to find a new ban master.

I ban you all for making this game more popular than the actual forums itself.

I ban Cap'n Del for not realizing all pirates need to kick back, relax, and enjoy a bottle.

I ban Steel for banning Del, therefore STEALING MY BAN.