Rum pizza out of stock -glares at DF -

get me a BIG bomb that would make a BIG boom!

siege charge... (sorry if that's spelled wrong)
already exists go get one yourself

do something productive.

I already did that last year.

Get me some decent food.

they are out of decent food, but they have decent food.

... you didn't tell me to do anything. so obviously I can't do it.

get me a soda.

no soda in the 17th century


Be my personal servant.

I am a pirate I serve no body

invent soda in the 17th century.

how?

make me soda.

I don't know how... you're the smart one

make me a large root beer float.

*slurp* Done. *holds out empty mug*

Count the noobs on Abassa.

yikes I'll be a thousand years old before I finish.

bring mosona back from the dead.

Whats that?


Get me a candy bar

But I already ates teh yummies! O_o

Get me an ice cold beverage. But only 3 pieces of ice, so it isn't super cold, but still cold enough to be a beverage that is ice cold.

*hands beverage* sorry I accidentally dropped a block of dry ice in it.

bring back the server Mosona.

I don't feeeellll like it.

Get me a War ship on The, it will make my quests a lot easier!