103 bottles of sum'mat.

Rum tax starts in a few hours mates! Of course, I must take into the account that some of you arer on different time zones, so some of you might be more than a few hours... or perhaps you've already celebrated the new year! Or is is the other way round.... Ah, whatever. Get ready to pay up!

104 bottles. You really want my rum Jackie?

105 bottles. As I've said Davest, I shant drink it. I'll use it for threats.

106 bottles. I ain't goin' near that stuff! You can get near it yourself if you want it. I warn you though. It's been radioactive lately... and it blows up when people named Jack Shipsteel or anyone helping him touch it.

107 bottles. I have a few minions I could lose......

Just kidding. I'll just research into a new explosive/radioactive proof suit. Should be done before 2 weeks time.

109 bottles! Splendid! So instead of me researching new suits, I can continue my regenerative rum supply research.

110 bottles

111 bottles. Which it will be tomorrow! Yep! 1/11!

112 bottles of rum

*bans rum taxes forever permently before it happens *

114 bottles of ban rum.

Crestshot, you won't give my rum to Jack right? For his own safety?

115 bottles!

116 bottles. Don't worry, Davy. Won't get anywhere near it.

117 bottles of Jack making wise choices.