I ban Stealthy for having a mood that is... foot in mouth? You do understand that pirate's never wash their feet, correct?

I ban Davy for dissolving the GP. I may use the title, however.... later.

I ban Jack for procrastinating.

I ban Davy for not realizing the definition of Procrastinator is Jack Shipsteel.

I ban Jack for dropping the GP.

I ban Sharky for not realizing what power a simple moniker can give. I give it to a potential minion, and they become obedient.

I ban JS for being a minion.

I ban TSC for being a Master Banner, and perhaps a Rum Master. Still am not clear on your rum position.

I ban JS because I am a Master at All Activities... I am just more proud of The Ban Game.

I ban TSC, for I want another progress report.

And now I have the magic of green AND purple name. Fear me!!

I ban Davy, for I fear no man! Now, overdoses on rum, monster rum, lack of rum, and trees, I am slightly afraid of.

I ban Jack for falling in with the tree flee group.

I ban Crest for dissing the trees. You seen those murderers?!?

I ban Jack for not having fire on his side. 'Tis my friend.

I ban Crest, for not realizing that fire is nearly as bad for me as the square peg, round hole tragedy.

The rum, always ignites, always burns, burns me..

The peg, with corners, struggles in, doesn't fit, makes sad..