I second banning Dog's lame ban.

I ban Skiperdoo for seconding a ban. Too lazy to ban on your own?

I ban Jack, because I did ban on my own, it was seperate from TSC's. I ban you for not noticing.

I ban Skiperdoo, for he was seconding a ban, and that is low.

I ban Jack because seconding the ban just means banning for the same reason.

I ban Skiperdoo, for seconding a ban really doesn't ban the poster above you, and thus, ignores the rules laid out on Page One.

I ban Jack because he still is above me when I ban him.

I ban Skiperdoo, for the rules refers to the poster directly above you, as laid out by The Ban Book, Chapter 2: Who's up?

I ban the rant-fest of Jack and Skype.

I ban the lack of ranting coming from Crest's keyboard.

I ban Jack for not reading the excerpt from "The Ban Book" Chapter 5: Other bans.

"The poster may in fact second, third, ect. A ban as long as the one who "firsts" the ban supplies an adequate reason."

I ban Skiperdoo for making me wish to write The Ban Book.

I ban Jack for wishing to write a book that is already written.

I ban Dog, and drop the rules conversation into a botomless pit.

I ban Dog, for then, The Ban Book is kept secret, or only retained in a person's mind. However, we could teach the rule of ban to the public!

I also ban the double master lurkers!