I ban Jules beause of this:

I ban SC for that.

I ban TSC because it is true.. But you always kick them back into shape for me. Perhaps that is my mistake. If we want to see progress we both need to be tough on 'em.

And also, because your clever bans never cease to astound me. Boy have I gotten rusty.

I ban Jules because SveNoob is lurking.

I ban SveNoob for not banning ='(

I ban all the Noobanners and the two masters for making two pages of new bans while I was writing GTNATQFTLB.

I ban Jules for being so upset. Be happy with US. We are the new generation. The future!

The future is bleak.

I ban Davy for not taking enough time on GTNATQFTLB, it better be good. Or else I'll kill you until you're dead. Take THAT.

I ban Sharktooth for insulting a perfectly good chapter.

I ban Davy because I'll be the judge of that.

I ban Sharktooth for abandoning me with the lurking Jules, who is still crying because of all these horrible bans. Need a used tissue?

I ban Davy because I had to go over to the rum game.

I ban Sharktooth for not reading GTN.

I ban Davy because I'm waiting for the most epic moment. Ok, now.

I ban Sharktooth for trying to be epic.

I ban Davy because I am.