I ban Davy because most people have busy Summers, in fact the only reason I am able to post this is because I am banning from a phone.

I ban MA for banning on the go!

While you're out and about, make me a sandwich.

I ban Davy because I am NOT banning on the go... It actually takes me a bit longer to ban here than on my computer (fail) so sorry but I don't have enough time to make you a sandwich!

I ban MA because you will make time. And a sandwich.

I ban Davy for not being polite and not making his own sandwich.... shame on ye

I ban rich for maybe he has no bread and desperately wants a sandwich.

I ban Geedy. Shut up and make your superior a sandwich!

I ban Stealth for being a bully.

FOUR BANS! FOUR BANS SINCE YESTERDAY! What is this?! Good grief!

I ban ALL OF YOU for neglecting The Ban Game so much that its only getting less than a page of bans a day! Forget the sandwich! Get to banning before I explode!

I ban Davy for commanding us to ban.

I ban SEAKING because I also command you to ban WELL.

I ban Davy for that an opinion. I think i banned well, therefor, (to me) i did.

I second that ban.

Then I ban you all because Shaquille O'Neal just announced his retirement.

I ban MA because he always seconds everyones bans...

I would normally ban Billy, but seeing as I need to ban the person above me.

So instead I ban MA for doing a lazy ban and then telling us stuff that is unrelated to The Ban Game.