A late date with my mate NATE?

My mate Nate isn't late for a date ever, but right now he's busy buying a TANK for his fish.

Maybe he is drinking TANG.

He does drink that near the GATE.....

Is that KATE?

Kate ran away, sorry. It's only good ol' FATE knocking at your door.

We'll never get anywhere at this RATE.

Perhaps if you weren't so TART...

Oh no, i BARFed.....

Muffin, you failed. Now go get me a FRAP to make up for it

I won't fall for your TRAP.

Did you see my RATE?

Does that include a DATE? ( Johnny Depp maybe?)

Let me gather some DATA.......no.

Have you met DANA?

Yah, she's my NANA.

Do you like actor Eric BANA?

NADA, I'm woefully uncultured.

So you aren't familiar with the art movement called DADA?

so where is the DATA?

why do strange people say TADA

JB you must replace a letter not just mix them up.

Like TALA which is the basic monetary of Western Samoa or a music pattern in Classical Indian music.

Which I do not listen to ALOT

( OK OK I was an English minor and I KNOW it's supposed to be two words.. so SUE ME)

I will get LOTS of money from that.

when will people STOP with this!

.. NEVER!!! unless you want to TOSS some money this way.. I'll consider it... if it's substantial.

Randy MOSS used to be a Viking.

SOME people don't like carrots.

'War & Peace' would be a TOME.

Real pirates thought ladies were an OMEN if they were on board a vessel that floated.

Aye and they oft put their fears in the form of a POEM.

Is it just me or are all the taverns always OPEN?

Aye, I just hope the kitchen is as well. I would like a pie right out of the OVEN

The GM keep talking about Raven COVE, I want to go!!!

I hope they put it in the game. I hear it may be filled with high level enemies. As soon as it is here we should MOVE that way!!!

Would you move to NOME, Alaska?

I would never move there, I'll have NONE of that weather, thank you, very much!

Would you like a CONE or a shrinking grog to go with your travels?

I'm in the ZONE!

dont use that TONE of voice with me

Which one I have TONS of tones?

OMG TSC you look so pale, where are your TANS? C'mon its summer :D

i have many HATS

I will knock them with my baseball BATS.

An Admin here named Tep likes CATS

At least she doesn't like RATS.

Why do so many pirates have TATS

I'd like one in the shape of a STAR

At least we don't have flying MATS.

But it'd be cool to be like Aladdin. Oh well. In the meantime, I'll play TAPS

I enjoy taking NAPS.

I read MAPS

Oh SNAP! I have a test tomorrow....

Oh! I have BANS to do!

Listen to the BAND cheer TSC on in his banning!

I have ammo named BANE shot

I know a bloke with the NAME Jack. Anyone else?

Is it just me or does everyone hate the NADE weapon?

i wish we could of made a weapon haha

But what will you MAKE?

I don't know about you, but I want to make CAKE

Are you sure it wont be a FAKE cake?

It will be a TEAK cake. (look it up, it's a real word.)

Who will BAKE it?

ill take it

So, you'll MAKE it?

Hmmm, an Interesting Thread, might as well get my first port in it.

No I shall TAKE whatever you happen to bake.

Nuju-

This thread is hard to TAME.

Why do people say potco is LAME

I have no clue MATE.

sry im late what i miss?

Check the DATE on your calendar.

Close the GATE luv

Jack Sparrow was going against FATE

Yah, he never paid the FARE

Did he went to the FAIR?

No, he went to his secret LAIR.

I think it might RAIN there.

All witches will be in PAIN.

is it DARK outside???

Tom, you have to change one letter only so it would be from PAIN to MAIN or something along those lines.

I'll keep your last word DARK and change to PARK.

sorry i messed up i thought it was every two the word changed

I nark...........

...You sure you aren't a Mark?

Nope im from MARS

Let's check out the MAPS.

I dont like taking NAPS

So, what is the PLAN?

Teh Plan is to PLAY

Do you like chips like LAYS?

So many WAYS

Do you like the Blue JAYS?

i think we need some rays

Do you like pie Rats?

How about The New England PATS?

Oh STOP going on about the Pats... you must be a Yankee.

No, I dislike both of those teams LOTS.

You should make a LIST of which you don't like then

Why is there a MIST?

who sits when theres mist?