Granted. But tomorrow will be rainy.

I wish I could go back to the rockies.

Granted, but then you suffer from lack of oxygen because you're not used to it.

I wish for sleep. (should come nicely.)

Granted. But you will dream of POF banners.

I wish The guild came back to life.

Granted, it will be here, one day only.

I wish that there wasn't a Skirata Clan.

Granted. But The Skirata Brotherhood will emerge.

I wish for POTCO fishing.

Granted, but that is what we get in place of a new story.

I wish that I wasn't tired.

granted. ( what? )

i wish for what?

Granted, but what becomes deleted from speech forever.

I wish for an update on pirates right now.

Granted, but for some reason Pirates deletes itself from your computer and you can never access it again.

I wish for an endless bottle of rum.

Granted, but it has a hole in it.

I wish that every guild had a mascot.....

granted but now the mascots r running ever where and r supper annoying

i wish for snack

Granted. But you get a dog snack.

I wish the marceline guild was disbanded.

Granted but when they disbanded all guilds were deleated

I wish for a Million Dollars

Granted, but I cheat you out of it

I wish.... for a doughnut filled with ketchup, nacho cheese, milk, and 5 star chili!

Granted, but you drop it in the river.

I wish they would fix the tonic glitch where you die and have full health.

Granted. But now you die with half health.

I wish POTCO had usable houses.

Granted. But they all look exactly the same, they're very small and you cannot purchase or in any way obtain furniture of any kind, also you have trouble figuring out which is yours.

I wish that my comb didn't have one of it's teeth missing.

Granted, it now has ALL of it's teeth missing.

I wish for a batch of home made cookies.

Granted. They are vegan cookies.

I wish I could play more that 30 min.

Granted. You play for 30 and one second.

I wish for the Holliday to take the home run derby by storm.

Granted. But the storm took everything else too.

I wish for a new Mac.

granted but u got a MAC and cheese instead (lol)

i wish for a day off

Granted. You spend the day floating around off the ground.

I wish for frolicking fancy free!!

Granted. But it has a hole in it.

I wish someone would ban me....

granted but u get a side ban for getting in the way

i wish to not feel sleepy

granted, though u have to hear my terrible voice.

i wish for pie

granted but its a mudd pie

i wish for pizza!

granted but pizza eats u.

i wish for 234345345 fingers

granted but there not on ur hands

i wish for a flying car

granted but flying car goes BOOM

i wish for stuff.

granted but its not the STUFF u want

i wish for flying pizza the doesnt fly away from me

granted but u cant eat it

i wish for a blue light to come out of the sky.

granted but before it came u looked at some thing else and missed it

i wish for a pet

Granted, but it is a muffin.... (Not the Muffin ye lookin for)

I wish for nothing

granted but then u want some thing and cant have it!

i wish for a real muffin! lol

Granted but it's filled with jalapeno peppers

I wish for a bubblegum gun..

granted but it only blows bubblegum bubbles

i wish for a dead chicken??

Granted, but it is a zombie

I wish for air

granted but air goes away .23 secons later.

i wish for more wishes, i wanna be a wishing well

granted but u turn in to a jeanie in a lamp

i wish i didnt have so many typos lol

Granted but your keyboard shuts off and won't type.
I wish for Spongebob to be in POTCO.

granted but he goes under the sea and u never see him

i wish for a cheese burger in paradise (lol)

Granted but once you're done with the burger you fall out of paradise.

Your wish for nothing is granted but you get the kraken attacking you.

I wish for a piece of paper.

Granted, but I draw all over it.
I wish I was more active on this forum.

Granted, but you can only reply in closed threads.

I wish life was easier.

Granted, but it's my life now.
I wish I could live in Port Royal.

granted but you are in jail forever








i wish for cats on my war sloop 50 of them

granted but u only have one littler box and no scooper ( lol )

i wish for a ice cream

Granted. You get avocado and rice ice cream.

I wish for power.

Granted. You get the power of an ant.

I wish I had a taco.

Granted. You get mud tacos.

I wish for a better POTCO.

granted but know u cant play on it

i wish for a soda

Granted. It sprays all of it's contents at you when you open it.

I wish for peace in all of the entire universe and beyond.

grants but it lasts for 4 seconds






i wish for cats on all ships attacking owwers of the ship XD(enemy ships included)

granted now there is a gang of pirating cats taking over the caribbean

i wish for ship that sinks ever time u get on it

Granted but instead its never sinks

I wish potco customer service was better

Granted, but everyone who works at customer service quits and there is no customer service.
I wish for an Aircraft carrier.

Granted, but a giant robot attacks and kills you.

I wish for a car.

Granted but you cant drive it

I wish for time to stop

granted, but you become frozen in time like everybody else.

I wish for a time machine

granted but it breaks in 3 seconds

i wish i didnt have to travel today

Granted, you travel tomorrow.

I wish I had a rock.

granted but it turns into tiny tiny littler rocks

i wish for internet in the car

Granted, your car crashes.

I wish for faster interet

Granted, you get an intern made out of nets. He can run quickly.

I wish I had a clone.

Granted, the clone disappears the first second of living.

I wish I had a laptop.

granted now u have a lab set on ur lap haha

i wish for peanut butter

Granted, it lands on your face.

I wish for a million dollars that can't disappear and goes to ME.

Granted, but I am your clone named ME and lock you in the closet then recieve it myself

I wish for a Raygun!

granted but ever time u try to turn it on its power dies

i wish for food for travel

Granted, you get dirt for food.

I wish i had candy.

granted but theres ants all over all of it

i wish for rum

Granted, there's a beetle dead in it.

I wish I had a car that is invincible and only belongs to Dog Firestack and no clones...

granted its a clown car that u cant fit in

i wish for ac!

I know this thread from the Wizard101 Forums. I think of the most cruelest corruptions ever...
Wish granted, but your air conditioner breaks down and falls off your window....

I wish The Goliath returned to the way it was many many months ago....

Granted but it sinks as soon as you see it


I wish i was in America's time zone

Granted, but you move to america.

I wish for everyone to stop walking (I'm bored)

Granted. You are now afraid of ants.

I wish that I had a super cool indestructible hangout that only me and my closest friends could use, and it was completely and totally stocked with food and furniture.

Granted but the character only gets one line.
I wish I had a pizza.

Igor says
 

Igor says you have your pizza... but it is covered in slimy anchovies from Davey's oldest servers :laughks2:

Igor wish for new ships classes that Igor can sail. :knife:

Granted but they have no broadsides, a health of 3 and no on board cannons!

Um.....

I wish for milk....

Granted But its spoiled

I wish for Tang

Granted but it is a very annoying kind of Tang.

I wish for the world to switch to an alternative source of power.

Granted but the power source is cheese and we all run out of cheese to eat.
I wish for a milkshake.

Granted, but it is just enough to fill a tablespoon...

I wish to become an officer in the rogues....

Granted, but then the GM decides to disband the guild.

I wish I had the ability to stop time.

Granted but time is stopped indefinitely.
I wish for a Plasma screen TV

Granted, but when you sit down on the couch and turn Family Guy on it falls off the wall.

I wish vacation would stop and pirating would begin!

Granted but it's real life pirating and they steal all of your valuables.

I wish to be invisible for 5 minutes everyday.

Granted, but only your fingers are invisible.

I wish that I could have phantom spirits II in real life.

Granted but in real life their effects are barely noticeable.

Your wish for nothing is granted and the universe explodes, but not in the big bang way. Nothing reforms.

I wish that my unlimited would last longer.

Granted but you can only use 2 minutes of it as you are grounded.

I wish for unlimited cheeseburger.

granted but now u hate cheeseburgers

i wish i could play potco right now

Granted but when your playing all you get to do is use a Rusty cutlass on the same lv 1 gravedigger until you get bored.

I wish for a hurricane in POTCO.

Wish granted, but the graphics and scripting for the hurricane makes the game so laggy that it crashes and Disney is forced to do without.. :(

I wish to have a Jolly Roger voodoo doll, dang it!