Joe refuses and punches Jack on the nose.

Jack gets up and grabs Joe by the shirt, saying, "You look very beautiful in the moonlight, savvy?"

Joe burps in Jack's face then pulls out a grenade that is ready to blow up and outs it down Jack's shirt.

Joe takes a step back, and looks at Jack, who winks at him with a strange smile, and then blows up.

Joe walks around Tortuga and finds Lucinda standing around her cart.

He begins to flirt with her, and ends up getting slapped.

He burns down her cart and runs away.

then he said "vindictiveness what dose that mean" ask lucinda assaulted him.

Joe is baffled, and walks away carrying a chicken.

jole wakes up in front out jack sparrow pointing his sword at him in the middle of nowhere in a rowboat

Joe is confused about how he got from Port Royal to a rowboat in the middle of nowhere, but he continues on and pretends to know what he is doing by pointing his sword at Captain Jack Sparrow.

but no, jack is holding his sword at him!

Joe and Jack fight to the death!

joe loses sword the rowboat starts to sink at 0.0000000000000000000000000001 mph

Joe and Jack look at each other, and start bailing water with a medicine cup.

when that fails they swim to ravins cove

They meet a rage ghost, and he brings them to the secret rage ghost hideout, where they become rage ghosts themselves.

Then they both throw a huge party with all the other rage ghosts, and eat rum cake

el patron shows up

He puts on a rapper outfit and becomes the party's DJ.

then joe flies to bolivia

Unfortunately, his wings fall off, and he plummets off a cliff.

When he hits the ground, he says, "Well that was a pain in the back section of my breeches!"

suddenly he wakes up not a rage ghost but in bed in a pirate ship under attack

He walks out on deck, and get hit by a stray cannonball.

he loads a cannon and fires back to the shooter

Then the cannon moves back from all the force, and crushes joe.

Joe floats slowly up through the clouds, and becomes a heathen god. The cry is taken up throughout the land:

ALL HAIL JOE!!!

He grins stupidly, then he falls back down onto the ground.

Then he rises again, meets Calypso, and gets thrown back through time and space to Oblivion.

He then goes insane.

Joe convinces himself he is not insane, and rather been in too many places and times within a short period of what he thinks is time, shortly afterwards he doesn't want to be rage ghost, because he is angry all the time, finds a way to turn back to normal and does his best to live a normal crime and dimmension shattering free life, until Thursday, when Davey Jones, Jolly Roger, a whole legion of EITC troops, Jack Sparrow, the Kraken, Albert Einstein, Calypso, some random pixies, a few of the POTCO Moderator nerds, El Patron, and just about anyone else Joe has made mad appear from nowhere and begin to argue on who should use Joe as a punching bag first, during this entire ordeal, Joe slips away, only to realize, he has a legitimate reason to think he is insane.

Now may I ask, who has the longest sentance now?

Joe changes his name to Eoj, and gets plastic surgery, in the hope that nobody will find him again, but deep down, he knows that he can't escape death, and Davy Jones...

he wakes still joe and that it was a dream then he gets stabbed by davy jones

Then Joe wakes up again, only to meet the love of his life, Scarlet. (the redhead who slaps people)

he wakes still joe and that it was a dream then he gets stabbed by davy jones again

Poor Joe....

Davy Jones then tells him while he is dying that Joe is beautiful.

davy jones kills him but joe appears in front on davy jone for some reason

Then I magically appear and kill Davy Jones, and then I let Joe free.

davy jones still lives

I hide Joe because I am a good person, and Jones cant find him ever again.

jones appears in front of him

Joe then pulls out an empty rum bottle, and K.O's Jones by knocking him over the head.

Then he starts eating Davy Jones's beard, as he loves calamari!

After enjoying a lovely dinner of Calamari, Joe walks over to a near-by palm tree, and takes a snooze.

He wakes up to find that he is almost on fire, and that he had time traveled to Rummrunner's Isle, to realize, like Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth had started the fire, and somewhere in the distance he heard, "Why is all the rum gone?".

Joe then walks over to Elizabeth, and excalims, "Why IS the rum gone?!?"

she sold it to the navy and he had 6 heart attacks an 2 strokes elizabeth pores rum near his grave

a zombie (or a skeleton from Davy's crew) pops out of the grave in thanks of the rum that was poured near the grave

Then Joe pops out of the ground and starts doing the Thriller Dance.

The skeleton joins him, and so does Elizabeth.

Joe realises that this was just a messed up joke he made in his head, what really happened is Elizabeth had burned the rum to make a signal for the navy ships and Jack had kidnapped her(again), and Jack Sparrow said to Joe ( or should I say Eoj?) "You wouldn't have a way out of this pickle barrel, would ya, savvy?" Joe/Eoj says no, and Jack looks sad, then fasions a rope out of his hair and lassos two sea turtles, and says " Hop on me shoulders for a piggyback ride to Tortuga!" Joe/Eoj thinks to himself that this is probably one of the best days he's had in a long time.

But of course, Joe falls off the turtle boat and falls head first into the seas!

Joe then swims out to a nearby ship to steal some more rum

Joe, however, realizes that the ship is rumless!

He ends up on Rumrunner's, and gets his rum; however, when he comes back, he finds that his ship has been eaten by a gigantic crab, so he is now stranded!

Joe then swims to the Gigantic crab, and hitches a ride!

the crab uses his claws to pinch Joe to get off of him, Joe takes his gun out to shot the crab.

Joe shoots the crab, and the bullet penetrates the crab's head, killing it, causing Joe to fall from its grasp, and he quickly leaps into the air, celebrating, only to get struck by lightning, from a random storm that came from nowhere.

The storm seems to have a bad omen at Davy and Crest's Wedding party.

Then all of the sudden TSC wakes up, realizing that all of this story about Joe and everything was a dream, and when he looks forward, he sees Davy Jones, who then stabs him with a sword!

A happy ending! :D Just kidding around mate.

Real Continuation: At the wedding party, we all decide "Hey, why are we getting married? Lets call it off!" and then we just eat the cake like the animals we are

Side Note: I leave with Joe taking a ride on a crab, and I come back to a smashed wedding/cake party. Must've been one crazy night...


However, two party goers start arguing over who gets the last bits of the cake, and it escalates into them deciding to settle it in a duel!

Joe falls from the sky and lands on one of the duelists, and Joe takes his sword and starts running around like a crazy person, which he is.

When joe stops to pick his nose his crush came up to him.

Once again, it was Calypso, and this made Joe/Eoj very nervous, because the last time Joe/Eoj had made Calypso mad, he was backhanded all the way to China, and got a lesson about physics, and that time Calypso was generous.
Watch yer step Joe, she might be the the worst enemy you have yet faced.

Calypso, in her rage, starts yelling at Joe, and Joe, being the careless person he is, rolls his eyes.

Calypso begins to do unspeakable horrors to him (which I shall not go into detail about, as I don't want anyone to have nightmares) and he goes unconscious, waking up on a sand dune in the middle of the sea.

Joe pulls out a rum bottle from his trousers, and starts drinking it to pass the time away.

The moon with the skeleton rises into the air as the time passes by, the cursed moon to be exact

He turns into a skeleton, but alas, there is nobody to fight.

Joe then starts stabbing himself with a sword, just to see what it would feel like. He realizes, it tickles.

A female comes outside of the nearest building of Jack and sees him stabing himself.

I thought he was in the middle of the ocean? Oh well..

Jack stops poking himself with his cutlass and waves at the female.

joe appears in front of jack sparrow fighting davy jones

Quite the teleportation powers Joe has..

Joe sees Cap'n Jack and JR fighting a heated battle, so, he takes a bottle of rum, sits down on the nearest tree stump, and enjoys the show.

A wasp flies around the area, minding its own business, it stays still for a moment, trying to blend in.

Joe grows not to very fond of the wasps' buzzing, so he swats at him, and squishes him.

The wasps get mad and kill Joe.

Joe then gets luckily revived at the last moment by.. Jack! The Monkey!

Then rabid Jack maims his face.

Joe then realizes how horrid he looks, and charges straight into the Cap'n Jack/JR fight.

Jolly Roger yells out "WHO IN THE BLAZES IS THIS!?" and then Jack yells out "Some moron... feel free to stab him..."

Joe stares as Cap'n Jack, wondering why his friend would do such a thing, right before Jack the monkey jumped on JR's face.

Joe realizes that Jack the Monkey is cuddling with Jolly Roger, and Jolly laughs like a little girl in a field of flowers.

Cap'n Jack realizes that JR is laughing with joy, and uses the opprotunity to stab him through the chest.

But the problem is, it just goes through his ribs, and hits nothing.

The moonlight goes away with a cloud infront of it, causing the cursed moon to disappear behind the clouds.

Joe then returns to normal, Jolly Roger, being the coward he is, retreats, while Jack Sparrow, ONCE AGAIN, fashions a rope out of his hair, lassos two turtles together, and says " Back to Tortuga, savvy?" Joe accepts his offer and rides piggy-back-to Tortuga.

However, mid-way through the ride to Tortuga, Jack demands payment for the ride in.... RUM!

Remember Hammer... one sentence per post, no double posting.

Joe slams Jack on the head with a rum bottle, knocking him unconscious.

Jack falls into the water, but Joe realizes he has no way of controlling the sea turtles.

he wakes up in front of jack sparrow fighting DAVY JONES

Then davy throws the monkey in the water and he spots and alien spacecraft.

Cool, it's Joe, not Davy. Davy retired himself long ago...

JOE then throws rocks he found on the ground at the UFO.