I become cap'n after the crew mutiny over the disliking of Spinach.

ICOTS

This was my ship in the begining of the game.

ICOTS

I shoot you with me blunderbuss.

ICOTS

I punch you with my fist

ICOTS

Your fist does nothing against my dagger

ICOTS

ur dagger des nothing to my blunderbluss. ICOTS

I get a bounce shield when your blunderbuss fires it bounces back to you!

ICOTS

I drink gallons of flatulent fizz. I begin to let loose. You jump off the ship to get away from the stench.

ICOTS

I have a gas mask and u try and try again but u fail so u just go away Bye Bye Davy =) :laughks2: ICOTS

SLICE. You look down, to see a piece of sharp metal sticking out from your stomach. Shouldn't need to elaborate.

ICOTS

Good thing i know first aid I throw the Metal at u and u die The End. ICOTS

No.

ICOTS. :D xD

Is still captain cause Davy didnt prove he was Captin ICOTS

I throw a nickel off the edge of the ship and you dive after it.

ICOTS

Grabs Davy on his way off and climbs up the ship ICOTS

I grow a rum tree thats grows the finest rum and Charles goes after it.

ICOTS

problem is i make my own rum so i boot u off my cargo ship ICOTS

Your cargo ship fails against my war ship

ICOTS

No my ship is the superior Ship of the Line lol it is nye unsinkable u fail

ICOTS

I get my light sloop and a crew mate and hes fires fury at your crewmates! Your to slow to turn! I take down your masts and defeat the remaining sailors we take you loot and sink the ship!

ICOTS

i call forth Davy Jones and he brings my ship back up for a price and i sink u with his crew

ICOTS

I pay a bigger price for Davy Jones to help fight your ship! This time using explosvies rounds!

ICOTS

I pay an even bigger price for him to come back with a fleet of SOTLs firing rounds with unlimited reloads and quick reloads of 100 explosives, firebrands, fury, thunder, chainshot, grape shot, and round shot.

ICOTS

i even pay him a bigger price for him to give me unlimited ammo ICOTS

I build a submarine and shoot shots of underwater fury! I sink you quick!

ICOTS

Titanic sunk the ship. So he is captain of a sunken ship. I buy a ship of the line

ICOTS

yada yada yada i beat it with the BP

ICOTS

Jack throws you off the ship and feeds you to the sharks, saying "MY SHIP!" I then bribe Cap'n Jack with rum, and he gives me his ship.

ICOTS

I get Tia Dalma to make a potion meant for a ghost but gives it to you and turns you into a chicken! ICOTS

i give u a potion that turns u into a fly and i use a fly swatter to smush u
ICOTS

I drink growin' grog and boing you. Ouch.

ICOTS

I slip you a bottle of Flatulent Fizz in your rum bottle, and the following outburst becomes enough for the crew to mutiny, and elect me as Captain.

ICOTS!

They figure that you are even worse, and you are fed to sharks. They come back to get me, and I am reelected captain.

I get a bayonet giving a sharp pain making you run and hide.

ICOTS

I take your bayonet off your musket and stab you with it.

ICOTS.

Using my persuasive abilities, I persuade you to let me have the ship. As you are getting into the dingy, I wave you a farewell, and sail away from your dingy. Only then do you realize that there is no land in sight, and you have no oars.

ICOTS

Using my all powerful shooting skillz, I take careful sight at your shoulder, and fire, hitting you exactly in a spot with enough force to knock you unconcious. I then swim back to the ship and take my rightful title.

ICOTS.

Your bullet missed, and Davy was only faking. He then get's up and pushes you off. As he's waving farewell I throw Jack's boot at him and he falls overboard.

ICOTS

jason hasa heart attack and dies
icots

You have a stroke and die.

ICOTS

u die of boredness


icots

You fall on a ice cube and crack yer head open.

ICOTS

u drown in a barrle of water

icots

You die.

ICOTS

i come back and slap u to death

icots

Icots

:)

I become Darth Vader's Apprentice and... well if you have played The Force Unleashed, you know what I do next. :)

ICOTS

You eat a pound of salt and you die.

ICOTS

I point to me username, and waltz over to the helm.

ICOTS.

I point at my username.

I am not the captain of the ship..:D

muffin, your awesome.

Del changes his last name to Fireskull, rather than Darkskull, cuz us Fireskulls are just so much cooler. As his Fireskull initiation, I light his head on fire. He screams in pain, and then jumps overboard.

ICOTS.

I then sigh at the fact that Davy keeps thinking that the Fireskulls are so very awesome, and step on his foot. He hops up and down, in pain, and hops overboard.

ICOTS.

I ask Jack for the ship, he then gives it to me and sails away.

ICOTS

I then remember that I actually liked being Cap'n, so I follow Cap'n Jason in my rowboat. I catch up with him, climb up the sip, and punch the daylights out of him.

ICOTS.

As I wake up I summon the Kraken again. It rips you from the deck and eats you.

ICOTS

I start to sing, and you jump off the ship to escape.

ICOTS

I cover my ears and kick Davy.

ICOTS.

I get a seige and climb to the watch tower and drop it on Jack.

ICOTS

Yes!:35:

I stare at wood, and then the frog king declares, ICOTS..:D

I shoot a pistol at Muffin for deciding to be random.

ICOTS.

You wish!

ICOTS

But I didn't wish. I did. - shoots Davy -

ICOTS.

la la la la la.....

ICOTS

i burn a british flag tell the people who show up that davy and jack did it then get some french people to fight them the pull the lever and send them to siberia

icots

So while Davy and me are at Siberia, we make the land our own little ship. And, due to my cleverness, I outwitted Davy and was elected the new leader.

ICOTS.
You can change the "S" to Siberia.

I convince the crew that you are a bad leader, so we eat you.

ICOTS

You know the crew consists of just you, right?

I come back from the grave, and scare Davy back into submission.

ICOTS.

I shoot you with a silver bullet, and send you back into your dirt hole. BACK UNDEAD MONSTROSITY!!!

ICOTS.

I come back as a ghost, a rage ghost, and force you into submission yet again.

ICOTS.

Reminder, Rage Ghost undefeatable without help, and your alone with me on Siberia.

You forget the temperature of Sibera. Its freezing. While you are frozen, I blast you and destroy you with a blunderbuss, getting a cool hat too!

ICOTS

You die of Frostbite. I take over, since Tia Dalma revived me, with my own fur coats.

ICOTS.

Tia pulls off her mask, and its me. I blow you up. And I brought fur coats this time.

ICOTS.

After my combustion, I unite again into my former form, say, "Surprised?" and punch you. I then cut up your body and put you under the floorboards.

ICOTS.

The police come and start to ask you questions. You start to get really nervous, and then you say "Villains! Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the beating of his hideous heart!" Then they tear up the floor boards, and I pop out, with a beating heart. I slap you, and the police arrest you.

ICOTS

I'll give you props Davy. Didn't think you'd get the Poe reference that quickly. As a deals a deal... here's me rum.

I walk away in shame to jail, where I take my time thinking about betting against Davy, before I get a pardon, go back to Davy, and slap him back.

ICOTS.

Its hard to forget a story such as the Tell-Tale Heart. It was the only short story I liked the year I read it....

I slap you again.

ICOTS

We enter a slapping war, and start an epic slap fight with gloves. I win.

ICOTS.

I hit you with a frying pan.

ICOTS.

(yes, I have played super smash bros, and yes, Peach annoys the heck outta me too.)

I then leave a gold coin stuck to a string, and when you try to reach for it I pull it back. I eventually lead you to the edge of Siberia, where you fall off.

ICOTS.

I fall onto a ship, and sail away with it. Now, you go be the captain of your imaginary ship in the wastelands of Sibera, while I sail away with a real ship.

ICOTS.

Oh, and ye may want to watch out for the snowstorm coming your way.

I manage to jump from the Wastelands of Siberia onto your ship, although I broke a wrist, a rib and my nose. I then use my legs to drop kick you.

ICOTS.

You then find out that that was a dummy, on a fake ship. It hits an iceberg and sinks, with you on it. While the ship is sinking, a cannonball falls you your legs, breaking them, and a cannonball drops on your other wrist, breaking it. You are unable to escape the sinking ship, and go to the depths, where you are never reborn. Ever. Only a fool would think to sail out of Sibera!

I teleport to the Caribbean, and launch a ship from Tortuga.

ICOTS

I'm at World's End, where I find a nifty ship by the name of the Black Pearl.

ICOTS.

Very well, your Captain of a ship in Davy Jones's Locker! But me, I be the Captain of a ship in the real world!

ICOTS

I, however, am picked up by Cap'n Jack Sparrow, who leads me back to the real world. I then boot him off his/my ship.

ICOTS.

Ok. I'm still captain of my own ship.

ICOTS.

I then find you and shoot you with a cannon. It hits, and you are KO'd. I take your ship too.

I'm Captain of two ships!

no.

ICOTS.

burned.

I then take my burn and wipe it on your ship.

Burned.

ICOTS.

I burn you alive.

Burned. Literally.

ICOTS

Burnt to a crisp, I fall back into the ocean, which makes the pain lessen. I then climb up the railings and stab you. I leave you on a deserted island with only a pistol with one shot. I then run away with your ship.

And no, the Island is not Rumrunner's Island.

ICOTS.

Darn it!

I shoot you from afar while on the island, as the pistol you gave me has magical accuracy. I watch you fall into the ocean, where you are eaten by sharks. I build a raft, row to the ship, and sail away into the sunset with it.

ICOTS

The sunset is actually a blinding light I managed to create. I take over your ship while your distracted and make the crew make me captain.

My first decree: Davy Fireskull and any affiliates of his are to thrown into the local brig!

ICOTS.

The brig's bars are made of cardboard. I rip them apart, and stab you and your affiliates. My crew and I sail away into a REAL sunset

ICOTS.

My crew happened to grab aztec gold, and were undead. They ran on the ocean floor and climbed up your ship. They kill you, burn the corpse and leave you for the crows to eat on a small island no bigger than a rowboat. They then revive me in an ancient voodoo ceremony.

ICOTS.

But you are revived as a little girl. In embarrassment , you go and kill yourself.

ICOTS n stuff.

My crew realizes they said "littlz grlz revz" instead of "awsme cpn revz." They revive me appropiately and then leave you back on the Island of Davy. Yes, you get your own island!

ICOTS.

Yay! My own island! You get maimed by the Monster, who rescues me, eats you alive, and I become captain.

ICOTS.

ps: we should really post less on these activity threads.

I ban Davy for even considering the lessening of the frequency of the activities activity!

I shoot you and the monster, and boing the monster.

ICOTS.

Also, it may help if this wasn't the only game we posted on.

I use my staff winds and watch u blow off the ship.ICOTS.