Crest? May I have the honors? I will have fun with this.

-stands behind Davy waving and acting out the word no, while mouthing the word no!-

Davy, after you. My lightbulb went out.

Thank you my good lady!

Crest invited me and my brother, The Monster, over for dinner that night. Unfortunately, Crest wasn't thinking ahead, and had absolutely no meat aboard the ship. My dear brother, Billy, went mad from the lack of meat. Soon, he began to crave living flesh. However, he loves me and Crest too much to eat us.

As he is sitting at the table in Crest's quarters, picking away at some vegetables in disgust, he smells something. He dashes out the door in a quick hurry. Me and Crest, in shock, run after him, only to find him gnawing hungrily on a struggling body. We get The Monster away from the body, and find that it is Jack Shipsteel, who has snuck aboard Crest's ship. When we find out it was Jack, we laugh for a good while, while he is bleeding on the floor. Then we go back inside to finish our dinner, and allow Billy to finish his meal.

That was very fun. :D

And, I finish off Jack. What? Times are tough.

Alright. Davy? Crest was sneaking aboard MY ship. Geez..

But, I will let the hilarity for others continue.

Options?

1) Bring good ol' Jack back to life.
2) Chastise Billy for eating one of the best pirates to ever sail the Caribe.
3) Mourn over my loss.
4) Continue to enjoy the Dinner on Crest's ship.

Do 1.

He was delicious. I will enjoy eating him again, and if Billy does good, I'll give him the scraps. What? Like I said, times are tough. :laughks2:

You bring me back to life using your witchdawkta powers. In thanks, I allow you to eat this shark I has hunted and killed. This shark weighs 700 pounds, and is cooked to perfection.

However, it is not perfection, for it is laced with poison. I laugh as you writhe in pain as I walk to the Dinner party.

No, we misspelled the sign. It is actually the Donner party. Should Jack:

1.) Be eaten alive by the Donner party.

2.) Be eaten dead by the Donner party.

3.) Only lose his legs.

4.) Make it out with only fork wounds.

1?

Nah... 4! Number 4!

You survive, pulling forks out of yourself, when you realize this: We weighed anchor and had a dinner party at sea with some real guests. They are, METALLICA. You sit at dock, hearing the fleeting sounds of electric guitars and drums, and cry. You then spontaneously combust.

That was absolutely dreadful. Let me survive, and let me combust. Alas, tis fate.

Options?
1) Convince Metallica to use thier Metal Demon powers to revive me.
2) Listen to the Concert all night long.
3) Leave the dinner party and head over to the Royal Anchor for some drinks.
4) Kill the Witchdawkta.

4? No, no... 1. I have to if I want to kill you again.

In order to revive me, sacrifices must be made. They ask for volunteers. You think that their asking if anybody wants to come on stage with them, so you apply.

You are picked, get to go on stage, and are then killed. Your life is slowly drained out, and your blood is used to reform me into my original self.

Touche.

Pick:

1.) You sit down and enjoy your meal by candlelight.

2.) You tell Metallica to leave your ship.

3.) Joe shoots out from a black hole, landing on James Hetfield and killing him.

4.) Nothing of interest happens.

Three please.

Jack has blood splattered on his face, and a little bit of Hetfield stuck in his eye. The rest of the band looks angry, thinking that he was responsible in some way. A well aimed drumstick goes through his forehead, and then one that is actually used for the drums and isn't chicken does, too. A little bit of MY blood hits a candle, igniting, for Witchdoctor blood is flammable. The boat is soon burnt to a crisp. There are no survivors.

No survivors?

Options?

1) All are revived by Tia Dalma.
2) They are not revived.

Number 2 please :)

You fall victim to the wrath of Jolly Roger, because you insulted his grandmother!

Ok, choose.

1.) I somehow revive everyone on board the ship.
2.) I only bring back Metallica
3.) I only bring back Jack
4.) You fail at choosing, so you want nothing of interest to happen.

I pick 1... but could you leave out Jack?

My bones float across the Carribean, along with everyone else's. They wash up on Cuba beach. Jack's bones are then picked up by Jason Suncutter because they look "cool." The strong magic on Cuba reacts with the curses and hexes still in my bones, resurrecting everyone on the island. However, Jason Suncutter has taken Jack's bones to Port Royal, to sell for Brethen Feast Roast, therefore he isn't revived.

Options?

1) Revive Jack.
2) Kill Jason and revive Jack.
3) Revive Jack and kill Jason
4) Kill Davy, Witchdawkta Dan, and Jason, and then revive Jack.

or 5. alll of the above
5 plz XD

Gotta pick one mate. Believe me, i'd like an all of the above!

I'll go with one. But I'll die anyways, so whats the difference?

I am revived by Tia Dalma in a magic voodoo ceremony. I decide not to kill Jason, for I am too tired, and my anger has subsided.

Surprise surprise.

CHOOSE CAREFULLY!

1.) It rains whiskey
2.) You decide to go hang yourself
3.) It asplodes.
4.) T3h U83r 1337 h4x.

I'm tempted to pick 1.

But I'll go with 4!

The whole world crashes because script-kiddies try to hack Steam. NUUUU!!!!

Ugh..

Options?

1) Restart the Internet.
2) Do nothing.
3) Find the kiddies and terminate them.

3, of course.

You find them, but realize that your a machine, since you elected to "terminate" them, and they hack you.

You must do as they command.

But, the hacks fail. They think they are "real" hackers, but alas are not. I eat them.

CHOOSE:
1.) I receive new orders.
2.) Teh returnz of t3h h4x.
3.) You go to the Reference Game thread.
4.) Someone's face melts.

3! Numero tres!

The thread is a lie. You fail.

Your own thread a lie? Fail.

Options?
1) Return to story.
2) Go to ban game.

Number three: Do both because you can have multiple tabs.

You disobey my rules. Your computer spontaneously combusts.

You forfeit your Fate choice.
Pick 'em:
1.) You die.
2.) Look in the mirror. That person dies.
3.) The person reading this dies.
4.) No one dies... But you.

4. Sacrifices must be made for the good of many.

Turns out: You is a metaphor. Everyone dies anyways.

Options?

1) Revive those who died by your hand.
2) Revive those who perished by your doing.

They are synonyms, so 2.

They are all revived, and because they didn'y know you killed them, they worship you as their savior. To an extent.

Ok, choose.

1.) Jack is a noob and deserves to be punished. (Just felt like saying that.) :laughks2:
2.) Im in ur base stealin ur ammo
3.) All your base belong to us!
4.) You cannot live, make your time!

2. I would really like to see 2.

I go to your base. You are too busy fending off the attacking noobs to notice me stealing a few rockets. I climb up the ladder, and BOOM! Kill you all and myself. For I am also a noob.

Options?

1) No.

Yes! No...

You ran out of options, and we die for eternity. Gracias.

I ban you for using another language.

Options.
1.) It asplode
2.) OUT OF ORDER
3.) OUT OF ORDER
9.) OUT OF ORDER
7238.)11001000010101000100100101001100010010100100 1010

Show me door number 7238, Dan!

A problem has been detected and Windows has shut down to protect your computer.

DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, restart your computer, if this screen appears again follow.....

Blah blah blah. You get blue screen of death.

Options?

1) Buy a new computer.
2) Send to repair shops.
3) Bash it in with a hammer.

3 please XD (WITH CHEESE!)

You decided to bash it in. You use a very big hammer, and smash it into a million places in one hit. However, one of those shrapnel pieces lodge itself into your head.

Everything in your room turns into acid that retains it's shape but isn't frozen and changes color.

Jason, your supposed to list more options.

Options?

1) Dislodge the shrapnel from your head.
2) Let it be.

1 please :icon_chest:

You pull the shrapnel out. Attached to it is your brain.

YOU ARE DEAD.

1. get killed by count dooku
2.get killed by darth maul
3. get killed by darth vader
4.get killed by the emperor
5.get killed by starkiller
6.get killed by all of them

If you gotta go, go out with style.

6, please.

the all slashed with their lightsabers and cut u in a milliun pieces ( 1 of other options must be one to revive u )

Options?

1) Revive me!
2) Continue on your merry way.
3) Drink to my death.

:icon_chest:1 please

You revive me. In thanks, I allow you to have my famed sabre, the Bejewled Sabre.

Options?

1. Get a chance to fight Jolly Roger
2. Get a chance to fight Lord Beckett
3. Get a chance to fight Davy Jones
4. Get a chance to fight me

2. Revenge is sweet.

Sorry I'm late.

Lord Beckett destroys you, but then the rum kingdom destorys him for killing you.

1) Just Play Toontown
2)play Pokemon
3)drnk a bottle of rum as steal the rest of your & all 33 barrels of rum n the cellar & i take the mystery one in the celler

3. Rum is good.

Ok, so you drink your rum, Not knowing i steal the rest & that i put a curse on the rum thta makes you deathly thirsty, so drink some water from the black lake, then Inferi* attack you.

*Inferi s a dead body controlled by a dark wizard or dark voodoo user.

Options?

1) Save me!
2) Go and lfie your life.
3) Enjoy this bottle of rum I found in my stash!
4) Save me!
5) Go post on the Ban Game thread.

5 please. :D

You post on the ban game thread. As you laugh at your newly posted ban, you spontaneously combust.

Options?

1) Eat a hamburger with Jaque Cleaseau (I probably mispelled that... the dude from the Pink Panther movie...)
2) Drink my rum.
3) Bring me back to life.

3. I need my regular amount of rum minions restored.

You bring me back to life, and then I stab you until there are dozens of holes in your body.

"How do you feel?" says you.
"Saintlike. Geddit Davy, I'm Holey!"

Options?

1) Laugh at corny joke.
2) Giggle at corny joke.
3) Guffaw at corny joke.

I have heard that before. I love that joke...

three please. That was a good joke.

You guffaw, and together, we laugh our hearts out for 20 minutes.

Options.

1) Jack dies of laughter.
2) I gulp down rum.
3) I tell corny jokes.

3. I love a good corny joke, and not dying.

I say, "So how about that airline food?"

You die cuz its so boring.

Options:

1. Be banned by Crest.
2. Be banned by Davy.
3. Be banned by me.
4. Be banned by Jack.
5. Ban yourself and win the epic fail award.

Now, usually I'd pick 4, but let me go with 5!

(Even if you had picked 4 you would get the same thing, since you are essentially banning yourself either way)

You ban yourself, and because of your ban, you can't go to the award ceremoney to except your epic fail award.

1) Go fight the undead in the invassion
2) Go fight a ship of undead
3) Go fight the undead in Raven's Cove
4) Fight the EITC or Navy

1. The town(s) must be protected!

You go and protect the town that is being invaded, but the undead have taken over everything else, the seas and Raven's Cove. The EITC and Navy also join in with the invassion causing you to knock out a few times, but a few helpful pirates help you keep from being knocked out. But rest asured, you beat the invasion and you rejoice!
Though the Raven's cove is crawling with the undead that got sent back, and the Navy and EITC are waiting for you in their ships out in the ocean

Options?

1) Go to the Faithful Bride for a pick-me-up.
2) Go to the King's Arm for a bottle.

I'll go with number one, just for fun, and while I can, I think I'll spam.

You go to the Bride for a good drink. While you're there, you see a certain Cap'n Jack recruiting men for a grand adventure. You decided to join up with him. Unfortunately, he's planning on sacrifcing you to pay off a debt to Davy Jones.

Enjoy the Flying Dutchman!

1) Save Yourself By Sacrificing Jack
2) same thing as number 1 but also banning jack for stealing a joke from HARRY POTTER
3) Give Me You Rum
4)give me your rum
5)dont do anything & take my rum

5. Rum. Is. Good.

ok u drink my rum which is really firewhiskey!!!! You cant handle it & Your insides melt away & your Head Explodes, While The Explosion frees me!!!!!
PWNAGE!!
Me, Peter Stormshot ( check wiki ), Paul ( GM of Pauls Assassins ), Davy Fs., EdEd, & Zeppers Can Handle It!!!!!

1.Ban Everyone who can drink it
2.ban yourslef
3.all of the above

Sorry mate, but I get to post the next options.

Options?

1) Try to reanimate my dead remains.
2) Go out and drink some rum bottles.
3) Laugh at my pile of remains.
4) .depraW kaepS

5. plz
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