Drank it all.

Give me that dancin kitteh!

Nah, he's already rented out :)

Gimme that epic avie of yours whatever it is :P

Nun4u!

Give me a ban-ana.

Nopes, it's one of a kind :D

Go publish your story! :P

Its not done yet! I only publish a story when I finish it!

Give me lots of food.

*BURP!* I think that'll tell you why I cant :)

Go finish your story then!

One chapter at a time!

Tell me what you think of the story!

I can't! I still need to catch up on it!

Go make me the perfect pie!

I ate the one I was going to show you!

Prove to me why pie is better than the number 2!

I can't, it already proves itself

Go buy me Inception for Christmas!

I don't know where you live!

Never make a typo again.

But the "A" key is so close to the "S" key!

Go play the ban game.

But they banned me from banning

Un-ban me

I don't feel like it.

Give me lots of cookies.

Not a baker. You should ask Luckie.

Let me steal your soul.

I have no soul. DUN DUN DUN!!

Let me steal your rum.

I already drunk all the rum.

Give me the Lost Sword.

But I been looking for it as well, so go find it

Give me the legendary fish

Oops, I already cooked 'em up and ate them :P

Go laugh at the most cheesy jokes :P

No, I already took my daily doasage of cheesy joke.

Go buy me a birthday cake.

I spent all my money on the new clothes.

Go buy me more clothes!

No, i spent all my money on rum.

Go grab me the first drink you find in your fridge.

I can't, the soda is diet....

Go get me, uh, something

I got you something, but I lost it, because I don't know what a something is

Get me a parrot so it can sit on my shoulder

I did, but it flew away

Get me some new merchant clothes

I can't, because that merchant sold them to the navy.

Fix the macbook problem!!

I can't... I don't know how to

Get me to master...

Um sorry, i'm not a master yet, there for i do not have master DNA, therefor my master transfer shall not work according to the laws of according guy.

Get me a piece of pie!

Your asking me?

Go do something awesome

My molecular structure doesn't allow that.

Give me your epic banana.

I'm sorry, there no such thing.

Give me an Epic pie!!

can't, duddn't exist...


Make me a cup o' tea.

Can't, I will burn myself... again.

Go make me a cake

But it will give you cavities!

Teach me Chinese.

Cant, I might hurt myself

Dont die.

Thats hard to do for someone like me.

Die.

I can't I gots too much skillz

Go away. Now.

But my feet are glued to the ground!!!111!!!!

Un-Glue me!

I can't, because I am not good at doing that.

Someone un-glue Pirate Guy

I can't reach Pirate Guy. He's an inch too far from me.

Go find the Lost Treasure.

I can't, it is lost.

Go find the food

I'm too lazy.

Go do that yourself.

I'm also too lazy.

Go tell the POTCO staff to release the Kraken

I dislike glitched updates.

Gimme liberty or gimme rum! Although, rum is prefered.

I can't I am in debt because of someones rum taxes so I don't have any.

Lower the rum taxes!

Not until Mr. Spoiler subsides.

Listen to good advice.

I can't, I already do.

Get me a pie

Pies are Hard......

Make me a Pastry!

But Muffin is gone....

Make me some pizza

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No hablo Italian.

Learn what that means.

Can't, because I already do.

(No understand italian :D)

Ride on a Dolphin.

But they scare me, I only ride sharks.

Make abassa come back

I can't I don't work for POTCO

Give me some rum

I gave it to your kitteh, why do you think he's dancin so much?

Tell the kitteh to teach me his moves!

He's visicous!

Gimme a SotL.

They're not out yet

Find out if Foulberto gives loot.

Can't, I'm a noob.

Fetch me some humor.

All I got are cheesy jokes. You prefer Mozzarella or Parmesean?

Laugh at that joke.

Sorry, but it just wasn't gouda enough.

Take all of my snow. I really want you to, honest. :snowman1:

I got snow, but if I must I must, on second thought I got too much snow no thanks!

Clean my Room!

I'm to tired

Give me some rum!

I'm saving it for Wackie Jackie's January rum tax

Get me another legendary



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I already gave mine away

Repair my ship!

But I lost my hammer!

Get me the lost sword!

As I said before, I gave my legendary away

Give me the lost sword

I has nonez!!!!11!!!!!!!!!
Give me your famed stuffz

No. I hid them....

Give me a new boat.

But I might break a nail!

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I Pwn Noobs!

I Ban Pirate Guy For Not Typing A Question.

Be Lazy!!!! Drink All Me Rum!!!! Crash Me Wth Staff Lag!!!

Uh I ban Davy? I think? :) This is the excuse game :)
Oh I see now my bad I was about to call failburgerz on that hut I call it on myself (FAILBURGERZ!!!!)
I can't do that stuff cause it's to fun

Go pwn some noobs for me!

__________
I pwn Noobs! (like you!)

nah, i dont liking pwning the ppl who post above me


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I pwn Noobs! (like Pirate Guy! )

No demand? I can do that just fine!

Become an inmate of the GP prison block.

ok, ill be Bruno Mars' Inmate
lol
no bc bruno mars might get free like justin beiber

fart on me

Outta gas. Try Texaco.

Laugh.

Im not in the mood :D

Build me a Tigre frigate ( ship from POTBS :P )

No hablo Espanol.

Get me a juice box!

no i drank them all


Bake us some cookies ( us meaning meself :P )

ate all the dough

have an avve of jack sparrow

But I like mine.

Tell me why that Behemoth? Blade in your avvie looks like a satellite!

But I don't know what avve means,

Tell me what avve means!!

You already learned! -applause-

List all my nickynames.

But There Are.. So... forgte it im taking a nap..... zzz....

Dont Make An Effort To Do Anything!!!

But it's against teh rules!

Give me just one famed cursed blade!

But I threw them all away for Davies satellite blade.

Fix the television

I cant cuz the Satellite ( blade ) isn't working.

Give me the Behemoth blade

No, Because You Would Think It's A Sattalite

Learn That Its The World Eater Blade & That The Satalight Looking LAZAR Is Just ToLook Cool.

but it broke...

Gimme a juice box!

I probably would. :p

no I drank it

Give me World Eater blade

But i cant find any...

Gimme a SoTL

I dont have test acess!

Give me a mastered Doll!

Do your own work!

Give me cake!

But I'm a pie guy!

Give me pie!

Pie is not better.

I want uh.... yea...

Um... yea... no

I want the thing with the other thing k?

No comprendo.

Tell me a joke.

I can't come up with one.

Go take over the world.

i cant my favorit show is on. haha

bake me a cake!

I can't, I have no baking skills.

Go do something other than dance a jig!

i cant! the jig is all i know! xD haha

go get me a sandwich!!

i drank it all!