I ban Ms. Toothpaste for using big words...

I ban muffin.... did you just call Crestshot... Ms. Toothpaste? Ooooooh I get it.... thats not funny. 0.0

I ban Davy for not using proper english. It's Muffin... Not muffin.

"Sir, please come with me...."

I ban Davy for never hearing that joke. It's okay, you don't have to get in on it.

I ban Muffin for pwning correctly.

I ban muffin. By no means do I need to capitalize your name. Look at your username my friend.

I ban Davy for rejecting his pwnage.

I ban Cresvy cuz Davy just turned that pwnage around!

I ban pib for not bracing himself for his own pwnage

PWNED

I ban Sharky for watch me turn that around!

PWNED

I ban Pib for doing the exact same thing as me. I am so influential.... And you used it in Spoilers! That's what I doooo :(

I ban Sharky for getting upset about it. UFAIL! :D

I ban PIB for taking Sharky's trademark.

I ban Crest for telling pib who's boss. xD Take that you imposter.

I ban Sharky for accepting the back-up. True men fight for themselves :D

I ban pib because Crest backed me up actually. Noob alert.

I kid

I ban Sharky and his spoilers. That was SO 5 minutes ago :D

I ban pib. You offend me greatly.

I ban Sharky. YAYZ :D

I ban pib. That no good my friend.

I ban Sharky. Its not?

I ban you both for conversing through bans. Get to real reasons!

I ban Crest for please tell us. Do you not do the same? hmm?

I ban Pib for trying to get me to converse, when he knows that my bans hold real meaning behind them, and are not just a banner to put in front of a conversation.

I ban Crest for genuinely confusing me. That is an accomplishment my dear friend!

I ban PIB for thinking getting into his mind is anything more than a mundane accomplishment. ;)

I ban the use of *wink* bans....

I think :spam: would be more appropiate.

I ban Spam. I'll feed it to The Monster.

I ban Davy for finding a good use for that monster.

I ban the both of you for believing the Monster is still alive.

It was a Muffin Pirate Op. Sorry.

I ban Jack for agreeing with my motives.

I ban Davy for pointing that out. I must be going insane...

I ban Jack. You already were insane.

I ban Davy for failing...

I also ban Cresvy. For I know you just thought, then lost the game...

I ban Muffin for assuming things. Proof is required.

I ban The Game for spreading to POF....

I ban Davy for not defending the last bastions of defense against The Game! To The Sailor's Yarn forum! Defend it against the scourge!

I ban Davy and The Game. By the way, I lost The Game :D

I ban Pie for being enlisted temporarily into The Grammar Police! We must protect out last forums against The Game!

I ban Jack! We must defend! The Game cannot spread any farther!

I ban anybody who mentions You-know-what. If you mention That-which-must-not-be-named, you shall suffer through horrific punishments.

I second that ban. Jack, I'm going to upgrade The Collar to electrocute, slice, burn, cause high pitched sounds, stab, and choke. Am I missing anything? By the way, this is for people who will mention... You-Know-What.

I ban Davy for not adding pictures of clowns and tasteless rum.

I ban Jack and his clowns. Still scared of them mate?

The Game.

I ban muffin!

*tackles muffin and straps on The Collar*

Activate the collar!

I ban Muffin for forcing our hands.

I ban Muffin!

*Presses activation button*

Muahahahaha!! Look at him squirm on the floor in agony!

I ban you for electrocuting a Muffin. I think you may have invented something Mate...

I also ban you for looking in the spoiler... The point of a spoiler...

I ban Davy for enjoying this more than I.

Ha! Did you see that! He broke an arm on that wall! And he doesn't even HAVE arms!

I ban Jack for laughing with me! Oooooo! Thats gonna scar...

I ban Davy for watching all his blueberries fall out! Bwahahahah!

I ban you guys. Oooooh. THE GAME. :laughks2:

I ban pib for thinking about The Game too much.

I ban Sharktooth for saying it! I have a second Collar handy!

*tackles Sharktooth and straps The Collar on him*

Ah hahahahaha!!!

I ban Davy, cuz he didn't give me a collar! :sadmh9: The Game :laughks2:

I ban pib for wanting one. *straps it on.*

*Presses button*

Ooooo. Thats gonna scar.

I ban pib for wanting a collar. They aren't fun.

I ban you guys for thinking the collar is bad. :laughks2: IT TICKLES! :laughks2:

I ban pib, because it still damages your body.

I ban Davy for inventing torturous devices. Poor pib, he doesn't know what he's getting himsef into...

I ban Sharky, cuz I know what I'm getting into. I just don't know why I'm getting into it.

I ban Pib for continually bringing upon him the insane wrath of the Grammar Goons.

I ban Cresvy, cuz that's what I'm good at :)

I ban Pib for still carrying that name around.

I ban Crevy cuz that name still exists and is still in use and meaning.

I ban poster #200.

I ban poster #201.

I ban poster #166.

I ban Sharkys EPIC FAIL...

I ban Muffin for naming it. We were going to surprise McSharky with it...

I ban Cresvy for coming back to ban ppl.

I ban everyone. Where is my EPIC FAIL?

I ban Sharky for banning everyone, because, in fact, you banned yourself.

I ban Catherine because I banned everyone because I had to ban someone.... Because I wanted to get my question answered.

I ban McSharky for thinking his question will get answered with demands.

I ban Cresvy for being Cresvy :D

I ban Pib for continually getting it wrong. Cresvy = Crest + Davy

Please oh please tell me what I failed on. ibanu..

I ban McSharky for thinking I'm in the know about these things.

I ban CREST and TSC for lurkinggg....

I ban Crest for explaining an old joke... unless... it became true...

I ban Jules because I was actually in mid-ban.

I ban TSC for banning too slowly. No edits, I'm watching ;)

I ban Julina cuz she had RANDOM ban

I ban Pib for having far more random bans than Jules.

I ban Cresvy for being Cresvy :D (again)

I ban pib, because that nickname is sooooooo three months ago.

I ban Crest because this is random... this is madness...

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

I ban Dead and his big old letters :D

I know huh!

I ban The Sacred Catnip...

Oh, but you know it's sooooooo true :P

I ban the spam muffin.

I ban pib. What is my epic fail?

SHARKEHHHHHH!!!!!

I ban you.

I ban Davy. So Davy... Do you know what meh Epic Fail is?

I ban McSharky for asking and asking and asking and asking, rather than looking inside yourself and finding it through self-reflection.

I ban Cresvy for not just going out and telling the poor boy. After all, he is EPIC FAIL.

I ban you all. I can't find it. This is frustrating me. And Crest, you told me you have no clue what it is, so you can't terrorize me about it. :P

I ban SHARKEHHHH for using an emote at the end of his ban.

I ban Davy for trying to put him away for longer for that. We went over this with me.

I ban Crest, because I had no intent of putting him away. I was just pointing out his usage of a tongue emote.

I can still use The Collar if I want though... /mischievous.

I ban both Davest and Cresvy. Ooh. Is it possible? Are they getting back together? xD

I ban pib for tempting me with The Collar.