I ban Stealthy, for he shall deliver it to Skiperdoo.

I ban Jack. It shall be slightly cool.

I ban Stealthy, for it needs to be more than just slightly.

I ban Jack and Stealthy. Just remember, I am The Commandment.

I ban Sharky, for not remembering the Title is called The Commandant, and the title has been vacated. Temporarily. I cannot tell who among you deserve the title.

I ban Stealthy for creating a sword meant to freeze me. Good thing I'm so hot. Ah hahahahahahaha!

I ban that lurking guest.

I ban Davy for making the worst joke known to mankind....

I ban Jack, because there are worse jokes... LIKE YOUR FACE!!

/snicker

I ban Davy for there are far worse things to look at. Like those miserable inkblots you post on your guild thread.

Quite Scary...

I ban the TWO lurking guests.

I ban Stealthy, for that joke has outlived it's expiration date.

I ban Jack for changing his mood. In fact, I need to.

I ban Stealthy for copying me.

I ban Jack for if i copied you, my mood would have been shocked.

I skip to ban Jack because I obviously deserve a higher rank than Stealth or Skippy. I have been here longer, that's natural rules.

I ban Stealthy for not falling into my laid out trap.

I ban Sharky, for I am interested in your new weapon you wish to craft. If is indeed as powerful as you say, you make keep both your rank and your crafted weapon.

I ban Sharky for you did not construct a rum weapon, therefore i believe you got demoted from Commandant.

I ban Stealthy, for Sharky was busy working on the Drink Replicator that was being sent to Rum Master Crest, and now, he is working on his Rum Weapon.

I second that ban.

I ban Sharky for i think he will post at the same time as me.

I ban Stealthy for having miniscule psychic abilites.

I ban Jack for you are jealous of my psychic ablitites.

I ban Stealthy, for I have psychic capabilities. All people do. Some have not unlocked their potential.

I ban Jack.

I second that ban.

I ban Stealthy for making me ban him for using the simple ban.

I nab Kcaj.

?depraW kaeps ouy oD .yhtlaetS nab I

.depraW kaeps I sey. Kcaj nab I.

I ban all backwards posting.

I ban Jack for i think he will post before me.

.segassem terces dnes nac ew ,woN .tnellecxe ,rof yhtlaetS nab I

I ban Jack for we can just PM each other.

I ban Stealthy for not knowing how much time a PM can consume.

I ban Jack because it is the same as regular posting.

I ban Stealthy for not realizing how long loading those pages can be!

I ban Jack because it doesnt take long.

I ban Stealthy for making me carry on this conversation for too long!

I ban Jack for carrying it.

I ban Stealthy for not dropping it.

I ban Stealthy for still being able to talk despite his foot in mouth.

I ban Jack for not banning me immediately.

I ban Skiperdoo for being banned now.

I ban Jack for a very similar reason.

I ban Skiperdoo for being similar.

I ban Jack for being indifferent.

I ban Skiperdoo for assuming I'm indifferent.

I ban Jack for being different.

I ban you for your ranting. Does nobody appreciate my weapons?

I ban Stealthy, for all of the weapons create are appreciated. I doubt I know what to do with them all!

I ban Jack for when we get more minions, we give them a rum weapon.

I ban Stealthy for reminding me.

I ban Jack for not remembering earlier.

I ban the lot of ya. New weapon created by my associate: Attachment 4260

Ok Stealthy, enough with the mass produced weapons. Remember to take extreme care when making the weapons. So because of that, IBY.

I ban Mr. Skiperdoo for saying IBY.

I ban Stealthy for saying my full name.

I ban Mr. Skiperdoo for being new, welcome to pof, now go fetch me a glass a rum ye swabbie!!

I ban Cannonfury for disrespecting one of the minions. Get Prepared.

I ban Stealthy for trying to challenge Cannon's seniority.

I ban Crest for he is still one of Jack's minions.

I ban Stealthy for his belief that minion > Cannonfury.

I ban Crest for I believe Jack > Cannonfury.

I ban Stealthy for not acknowledging the different types of hierarchy in this Forum. Jack > Cannonfury in Rum Mastery

I ban you all for not knowing your roles and keeping quite and thats the BOTTOM LINE cause cannonfury said so :D

I ban Crest.

I ban Stealth for changing his usertitle in my abscence.

I ban Jack. Do you like it?

I Ban Stealthy for not acknowledging Cannon. Shame shame.

I'm sorry, but I have to take advantage of this opprotunity...

I ban the Cannons for firing at each other.

I ban Jack for confusing me.

I ban Stealthy for not getting the joke.

CANNONfury v.s. Stealthy CANNONeer

I ban Jack. Was it that hard?

I ban Crest for probably posting before I do.

D'oh! Fail....

I ban Jack for phailing, being a phailure, and the phail itself.

I ban Davy for continuing to spell "fail" as "phail." Makes me want to put it in the dictionary...

I ban Jackie for expecting that to be weird enough.

I ban Jack for accepting the way I spell that.

I ban Crest for being absolutely correct. Davy's words do not match the insanity of mine!

I ban Jack, because the insanity of my mind itself is far more than yours.

I ban Davy for being flat-out rum. I mean wrong. Flat-out wrong.

I ban Jack for being too drunk to ban well.

I ban Davy for thinking I'm drunk this late in the day! I got drunk hours ago.

I ban Jack for drinking so much rum that his drunkness (is that a word?) is lasting until now.

I ban Davy for consuming shots at a constant rate.

I second that ban.

I ban Stealth for not being creative enough to think up his own.

I second that ban.

I ban the double seconds. Would that equal a quadruple?

I ban Jack for asking a question in a ban game

I ban Leo for not letting an inquisitive nature to overtake him.

I ban Jack's inquisitive nature.

I ban Sharky for assuming my nature is inquisitive.

I ban Jack for wondering if he is inquisitive.

I ban pib for lurking.

I second the ban.

I ban pib for not giving into the minionship of rum. Why serve the ban when you can serve the rum?

I ban people. Say who started the ban game anyway?

I ban Stealthy for making me research into it!