He runs away screaming until he bumps into Foulberto Smasho and El Patron in a brawl. :O

Then see him and both attack him

And to make matter worse, Devil Root, Neban the Silent, Remington the Vicious, General Darkhart, Jacques le Blanc and Tomas Blanco all join in and battle!

Blackbeard then suspends them in mid air with his sword

Blackbeard then makes them all zombies.

Since he turned them into zombies which have no loyalty, instead of Jumbees, the zombies eat him.

Then Blackbeard comes back to life as a zombie and eats the other zombies.

Then he starts killing ghosts, and finds the Lost Sword of El Paton.

Meanwhile Davy is plotting revenge.

Meanwhile Blackbeard finds a cure for zombies.

He slugs it like it's rum.

Blackbeard turns out to be ruler of the zombies (aka Jumbees)

Meanwhile the Lost Sword of El Patron, and the Sword of Triton come to life.

Then Captain Jack enters and clinks two chalices together, hoping something will happen.

Then the swords attack him

Suddenly they find the fountain of youth

Jack drinks it all and glows with immortality.

The victim he used turns to a lvl 700 undead boss called Skeleton King

Jack then fights him, but can't die.

The skeleton king has a speical ability to remove immorality making jack mortal again.

Jack runs away screaming!

Jack is swallowed whole by a fly trap.

But then the (still alive) Sword of Trition and Lost Sword of El Patron cut him out of it!

The skeleton King chases him.

The skeleton king trips over a rock and falls into a pool of boiling hot milk.

The Skeleton King dissolves.

Jack drinks his victory skeleton soup.

Suddenly the skelelon king gets out of the pool of boiling milk since he has so much hp.

But, seeing as the milk is in Jack's stomach, the skeleton comes out miniature and finds that he is stuck in Jack's stomach.

He then starts attacking jack from the inside!

He attacks him so much that Jack throws up, and the tiny skeleton now starts running away from Jack's foot!

And then the tiny Skeleton King drinks some Growing Grog and eats Jack!

But Jack just falls between the skeleton king's ribs and hits the ground hard.

Jack then slashes SK in the akilies heal, killing him.

Jack rejoices, and heads to Tortuga for a pint of rum.

He then revises his request, and aims to get a whole barrel.

He revises his request to get 5 whole barrels.

So he robs the tavern

And I rob him of his rum!

Furious, Jacks sets out for revenge!

Only to come face to face (or ship to ship) with the re-spawned Queen Ann's Revenge!

He orders to fire, and grabs his jar o dirt.

But the Jar breaks!

So his heart brakes!

Jack notices Davy's heart isnt there, and he freaks out.

And it turns out that Blackbeard stole the heart!

So he boards and engages Blackbeard in a fight.

There is an epic battle, and it leads to the top of the masts, where Jack and Blackbeard are in a dangerous position.

Jack trips, but grabs onto Blackbeard as he falls.

He grabbed onto Blackbeard's beard!

Blackbeard cries out in agony.

Lt. comander Grooves slaps him.

He gets angry with him and uses the sword of Triton to send Grooves off the boat.

Then Jack says "WAIT I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!!!!!!"

Everyone stops and looks at him.

And Jack screams for no reason.

Then he goes in to a tavern and steals some rum.

Only after he climbs up Blackbeard's beard, pushes him into the water, takes the QAR, and sails to Tortuga.

But Tortuga comes to life and eats the Queen Ann's Revenge!

So Jack runs to a Dinghy with his stolen rum and sails away to safety.

He happily drank all the rum.

And fell out of the boat!

The shark attack now begins.

He wards them off with his endless supply of empty rum bottles.

The leader shark starts to fly, Jack says " Its a bird, no its its a plane, no its Supershark!"

He smacks it in the nose with a rum bottle.

Jack decides that sailing is not the best option, and quickly sails to Cuba.

There he meets Tia Dialma.

With a blue lobster ready for the fire.

Jack watches Tia throw the lobster in and chant something.

Jack asked her if she was making a potion but her answer was rather suprising.

She simply said she was making Dinner.

Jack asked if he could have some.

Tia sternly says "NO".

Jack offers someone's soul for some blue lobster.

But, ironically, that soul happens to be Tia's!

Then Tia slaps jack, mean while, GTN ( from GTNATQFTLB) pukes on cutler " bucket "

Meanwhile Davy is advancing to Cuba quickly.

Unfortunately, Jack and Tia have brought out the rum, and are quite drunk when Davy arrives.

But Davy becomes furious that he can't join them because he can't step on land.

So Jack and Tia taunt him with bottles of rum, making him angrier and angrier.

So he calls his best buddy, Cthulhu.

Cthulhu steals all their rum!

Jack starts to cry. (cue sad music)

Cthulhu slaps Jack for crying like a baby and then promptly eats him.

Jack rejoices at the fact that Cthulhu didn't chew.

Then the stomach acids start to burn!

Jack feels a really bad feeling, and then burps loudly, making Cthulhu cough him up as he hurtles back up his throat. (gross, right?)

Tia curses Cthulhu making him burn alive.

Davy is upset that his ex-girlfriend killed his best mate.

He orders the Kraken on her!

Tia simply steps into her hut while the Kraken roars at her from the sea.

Davy is very angry.

So angry that he explodes!

Pieces of Davy land on Jack and Tia.

Jack jumps into the water.

Only to be eaten by Davy's pet.

But this time it chews...

And Jack sadly dies.

Then Tia reincarnates him.