I ban Skiperdoo for not getting my joke.

I van Davy for banning skip. Bad davy

I ban Hookshot for vanning me.

I van davy for originally not calling it the "van game"

I ban Davy for thinking I didn't get the joke.

And I ban Hook for his "vanning".

I ban the mockery of ban made by you two! Van? We are not vampires!

I ban Jack for making me think of Twilight.

I van jack for comparing the newly called van game to vampires. Start making sense? IVY

I ban you Twilight fans. Or should I say "vans"?

They be biters, and for that I van you

I ban Davy for substituting "v" for everything with an "an" following it.

I van POF for not only making my post number go down (was 290) but also all my posts aren't counting. VANNED

anyone know the problem?

I ban the vans for not realizing that Dracula always had a slight tendency to add the sound "v" to his words.

I ban Hookshot for posting too many times on the recently deceased GP HQ thread.

Yes, It's because of the GP mess. I ban you for not noticing.

I van skippy for making it again

But why aren't my posts counting?

Because the mods took that excuse for a thread out, along with all of it's posts.

I still ban you.

I ban Skiperdoo for helping me explain the situation.

I ban Crest for lurking, as she always does!

I know that, but on my total posts counter, I'm posting and it's not counting. Even after GP. And neither are yours, skippy. Also also,
Skippy-vanned on account of making a thread that made mods mad.

I ban Hookshot for trying to start a conversation in the ban game. Shame.

Activity posts don't count.

Ooh this I did not know. I van you in a good way, Davy. Thank you

I ban Hook for thanking me. No politeness in the ban game.

I second Davy's ban. Manners have no place here.

I ban She Who Lurks And Annoys People.

Fine then I van skip and Davy. With Horrible manners. How? WITH A REAL VAN

*squash* :D

I ban Hook and revise what I said earlier. Use whatever manners you like, just as long as you don't include vans.

I ban Skiperdoo for trying to teach the noobanner! He must learn on his own!

I van skip for having me exclude my moms Nissan quest from squashingness

I ban Hook because the noobanner's path is one fought with many... bad bans.

I also van jack, I'm not a noobanner, I've posted on here for a while now. If you didn't know that, you're a noobanner. VANNED!

I ban Hook for calling Jack a noobanner.

I ban Skiperdoo for probably not studying up on ban history.

Quick! Tell me what active current forums member who is still active was present in the first ban game?

I ban skip forsiding with jack and also for calling me a noobanner!

I ban Hookshot for not knowing the requirements to graduate from noobansmanship. Actually, I don't even know. I just really know who the ban masters are.

I ban Hook for not capitalizing any of our names... no im not with the GP.

I ban Skipy for never answering my question.

Says the guy who made a thread that made spam history yesterday. VANNED

I ban Hookshot for not changing his Rebelyus user title.

And we got one good thing out of all that spam!

CASA DEL DEL!

Haha love it. But I have to van jack for bringing back memories

I ban Hookshot, for memories do not usually refer to yesterday.

I ban Jack for memories can refer to yesterday. watch.

yesterday i remember brushing my teeth.

I van sea king for remembering such an odd thing.

I ban Hook for thinking that something so mundane is odd.

Grr I ban Hook for still using " van " as a substitute for " ban "

I ban SC because I have seen worse. Once we started a new game and in a matter of minutes we posted almost 20 pages.

I ban SC. lalalalala. BAN.

I ban CST for going Trololo on us.

I ban Sharktooth for saying ban twice in the same line.

I ban TSC because I'm fairly certain that it's trololoL.

I ban DF because either way its correct.

I ban TSC for implying there is more than one right answer.

I ban DF because if you do a search on both they will give the same results.

I ban TSC for starting this pointless debate.

I ban DF because I am sure that he started it.

I ban TSC for saying "I ban DF", yet continuing the ban as if I were not here.

I ban DF because that sounded Ace!

I ban TSC because she rarely bans anymore.

I ban DF because I have no idea who "she" is.

I ban TSC because we may not have been thinking of the same person.

Darn these nicknames..

I ban DF because I think you might be referring to A-4.

I ban TSC because that's who I thought you were referring to.

I ban DF because she still bans at POTCO.

I ban TSC because she doesn't ban on POF.

I ban DF because I found some news but I am waiting on Mod approval for posting them. They aren't Game related.

I ban Skirata for always using acronyms. I will now only refer to people as their names, or their nicknames, just to spite/annoy/probably not even phase you.

I ban JS because Initials are names and/or nicknames.

... ring... ring... ring...

-Hello? Hey JS that pwn call is for you!

I ban Skirata for believing that everybdy can have acronyms as labels/nicknames, and that Initials are nicknames. That's like referring to every bag of chips by their bar code.

Hey, I'm going to go eat some 267850 010293 49384.

And tell the caller I'm busy.

I ban Jack for making me laugh

I ban Dog for making me cry.

By the way, what would my initials be?

MS or MRS which either makes you a married woman or a horrible un curable illness you choose.... I ban Skippy

I ban Dog because MRS sounds really bad.

I ban Skirata why does it sound really bad?

I ban Dog. Yes, it does sound really bad. Instead of initials, I prefer to just be called Skip.

I ban "skip" for choosing a nickname for himself! call me what you wish... but beware some nicknames are unacceptable and may cause my rabies to flare up.

I ban Dog because I just call him Dog.

I ban Skip... Good lets keep it that way... but you may call me doggy or even puppy as long as you have milk bones handy.

I ban Dog because the Initials and nicknames started a long time ago with SOS and PG09. It was all about the speed you could ban.

I ban Skirata for not making his point clear. what are you talking about mate?

I ban Dog for not paying attention.

I ban skirata for failing to realize I am a multitasker and don't have time to pay attention to the details.

I ban Dog for failing.

I ban CST because Dog is failing at many things.

I ban TSC because he doesn't fail if he can ban and do other things at the same time, and yet still come up with semi-descent bans.

I ban DF for teaming up with Dog.

I ban TSC because my dog is loyal to me, and I am loyal to him. *throws Dog a treat*

I ban Davy for forming an alliance with other banners.

I ban Sharktooth for there is no other way to survive in this cruel world.

I ban Davy for being to cool to ban *eats treat*

I ban All of you for being lucky enough of never meeting the relentless Ban Unit!

I ban TSC for capitalizing the A in "all". Okay yes, I'm not GP but typos drive me MAD!

I ban TSC a second time because those in the "Ban Unit" are probably all gone now.

I ban Davy for consistently giving people multiple bans.

I ban Sharktooth because I like banning people more than once.

I ban Davy for putting so much effort into banning people.

I ban Sharktooth for not putting effort into banning people.

I ban Catherine for only using the contrary of Sharktooth's ban. How unoriginal.

I ban you all a good night.

I ban Davy for being sick.

I ban DF because capitalizing the "A" in all wasn't a typo. I deliberately did that to put emphasis. I rarely have typos, in Fact the Only time I edit is because of a typo that I might have missed.

Then I ban DF a second time because The Ban Unit is still very active. Why do you think this game has managed to live for so long... Longer than what You might think.

I ban TSC for not sharing his secrets of the Ban Unit.

I van everyone for not letting me be apart of said unit... VANNED

I ban Hook for the late ban.