I ban Deadpool because he needs to Start Wearing Purple.

I ban Skirata for thinking purple is deadpool's color.. It's clearly magenta.

I ban Jules because its a song about insanity.

I ban TSC because the only true song about insanity is "Obsession diabolique" op.4,No 4.

I ban MA for meddling with a Jules Banning Session.

I ban TSC because this is a public thread.

I ban MA because it's not. The Four Masters rule this!

I double ban MA because the fact that this thread being public or not is Not an excuse to meddling.

I ban TSC because the four masters are my four pirates, Mr. Awesome, Mr. Amazing, Tormented and Red Beard.

I ban MA for thinking he is anywhere close to being a master.

I ban CST because I may not be a master of this thread, but I am the master of something far greater... The mind.

I ban such claims of mastery...

I ban Juliana because its not a claim if you can back it up... Its a fact.

I ban MA for having bad grammar. Not a master...

I ban false facts and an inadequate presentation of evidence.. Come forth young grasshoppa! Prove yourself, and you will get a cookie!

I ban Sharktooth for beating my mobile ban. Though I did let you beat me ;)

I ban Jules for encouraging the noobs.

FOR THE COOKIE!!!!!! OK for starters I read my first 900 page history book when I was 9. Also ask me anything and i'll answer it without using google. (I promise.) Also I ban TSC.

I ban MA because nobody cares!

But to humor you, Who is PirateGirl09?

Lol, I ban TSC because I can forecast a pwn.

I ban TSC for trying to trick the noobs. But don't stop. It amuses me :)

Sharktooth, I ban you for making this a habit lol.

I ban Jules because it amuses me too.

I ban Jules for being too slow on her bans.

I ban TSC because our amusement is vital.

I ban sharktooth for making such accusations. I'm just letting you think your quick. I must boost your confidence.

I ban CST for that same reason. And because she is banning from a phone.

I ban Juliana because without the noobanners the fun is harder to find.

I ban TSC because I greatly missed the ban game. I sense I return coming on.. Made easy with my phone. Muahaha!

I ban Jules for returning with her Ban Phone, almost all the 4 Ban Masters are back....

I ban Sharktooth because we should make it a mission to get the other two back...

I ban Jules because you will have more influence than me, so it is all up to you! Use your almighty Ban Master powers. 0_o!

I ban Sharktooth for not having faith in his own abilities...

I ban Jules for being right. I have been inspired... now, I will write a book!

EDIT: I ban TSC because he calls me a noobanner yet others (points to MA) don't think of me as a noobanner. Or maybe it's cuz I'm epic.....

I ban Juliana and TSC for looking down on noobanners, we are the future! Also I ban CST because I never said I didnt think of him as a noobanner.

I ban MA for not including me in the part before the word "for" and after the word "TSC."

I ban CST and MA for being noobaners. Both of you! But apparently There is a rank among them noobanners. And neither of you are the future. Many like you have come and gone. And it will remain that way.

I ban TSC because I just caught a Legendary fish.

I ban CST... Really? You caught a Legendary Fish? Did that came with a dose of me caring?

I ban Sharktooth for being so excited over a scaly, water-breating, creature.

I ban TSC because it came with a dose of tarter sauce, not me caring.

I ban Davy because all legendary should only be served with lemon sauce.

I ban MA for liking fish. Fish is disgusting.

I ban Davy for not liking fish. Fish is awesome! (And healthy.)

I ban MA because for such an amazing piece of really useless information that nobody cares about.

I ban TSC for snapping at the Noobanner. Don't make him cry! Kill him quickly, so no tears are shed...

I ban MA because I prefer crustaceans.

I ban Davy for asking TSC to show mercy. Don't show mercy! hit me with your best shot! I'll take it like a man!

I ban TSC because there was! 0_o! How did you know? There was a small pinch of it, I swear...

I ban CST for skiping over exactly 8 bans. (Or 2 depending on how you look at it.)

I ban MA for not having the audacity to do it himself.

i ban juliana! for saying that sven missed him... ( he did... )

I ban swash for needing to go back several pages per ban.

I ban Sharky

I ban rich for his lack of creativity...

I ban Deadpool for spilling his coffie! (i bet i spelled it wrong)

I ban cannon for not banning me. I feel sad now :(

I ban Juliana for being sad.

I ban cannon from his sympathy.

I ban Jules because I only have Sympathy for The Devil.

".... Please to meet you, hope you get my name..."

I ban TSC for making what I assume is another movie reference.

I ban Jules for not Knowing Sympathy for The Devil! Its a classic by "Their Satanic Majesties", The Rolling Stones!

I ban TSC for continuing to make references and hoping that we will get them.

I ban Davy for not getting the reference. You should listen to the Rolling Stones, one of them was in POTC: AWE.

I ban MA for finally saying something of use.... And I hate to admit it.

I ban TSC for admitting I said something of use!

I ban MA because it has some use at best.

I ban TSC's sarcasm.

i ban CST' for his ban on me!

chill man lol

I ban swash for once again skipping over many bans...

i ban CST ( again ) for banning me... chill let the name go out of Da bans!

I ban Swash for making less than no sense at all.

I ban swash because I have to ban you.... to play the game.

I ban McSharky for tricking so many people with those final two words of his ban.

And I ban the Jules/TSC ban session that is going on in my absence, as well as Sven O'Noob for popping in just because of Jules! The shame!

I ban Crest because you are the tricky one for purposely mentioning me posting the 2 words, intending to make everyone lose.

I lost.

i ban... MA LIL MA! for giving me a good compliment ( opposite away round from most views )

HAHa lol

i also ban CST seriously u dont have to ban me ( xD u do! )

u cannot beat me xD

I ban swash for contradicting himself several times in that ban.

oh it brings me to this day where i meet someone... or some ppl...


I BAN STEALTHY... for finding me

I BAN CAPTAIN DEL... for tp to stealthy when he found me lol

I ban Myself for posting something in the wrong forum.:mybadki6::sadmh9:

I ban Cannonbane because he phails.

I ban CST 'cause we find ourselves in the same old mess.

i ban... TSC bc he posted before me

I ban TSC because I have created something that I want to show you... Muahaha!

Darn mobile banning. I ban it!

I ban Swash1 for the informative news flash on the Midday Newscast of Nobody Caresabitown.

I also ban Juliana Firenoob for not sending it through PM or email.

I ban TSC because it takes time to do it mobile. I must wait for the opportune moment.

I ban Miss Fireheart for banning on the go! Just don't ban and drive.

I ban Davy for finding his true purpose!

I ban the abomination above me.

I ban Davy for failing so much that he posted on a new page.
I PREBAN JULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I postban Crest!! :D

I ban Jules

I ban rich's lack of creativity...

I ban Jules for acting surprised at the Noobanners.

I also second Crestshot's first ban...

I ban Davy for thinking I have a lack... ok you got me that time.

I ban Stealthy for admitting his own failness.

I ban Jules for lurking. She's probably crying because of all the horrible bans going around. COUGHSTEALTHCOUGH

I ban Davy for not saying Thou Art A villan to Crestshot.

I ban Cannonbane because the way he spoke

I ban rich because he worries about my language, and it's DAVY'S SAYING! (not mine)

I ban Cannonbane for wanting me to randomly quote plays.

I ban you all for your apparent need of ban practice...

I ban Jules for yelling at us but not teaching. A poor teacher that makes you.

I ban Davy for imagining exclamation points. I am very zen right now. And I am teaching by guidance, not outright instruction. You must discover the answers yourself in order for you to truly learn.

I ban Jules for being too lazy to improve the banners.

I Congratuban Davy for becoming a Clan Leader.. Way to go buddy! I'm proud indeed!

I ban Jules for banning Davy for that too late. If only you had come back sooner....

I ban Sharktooth because I know.. much has happened in my absence. :(

I ban Jules for being about two months late.