I ban Stealthy because that was just a clever plot to keep Crest from banning me.

Not that it's gonna work now...

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking he did something all cool. Go build an infinite staircase. Then we'll talk.

I ban Davy, done.

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I ban McSkippy for giving us an escalator, not staircase.

I ban Crest because that's what an escalator is, a staircase that never ends.

Also, it never runs out of steps.

I ban Crest for putting a "Mc" in front of Skype's name.

I ban Sharky for thinking there's something wrong with that.

Wait a second... there is!

I ban Skype for purposely making a dumb post, then correcting himself so he could use it as a ban.

I ban Sharky for explaining his banning method in full detail.

The only thing wrong is that my name's in there. 0_o

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking an escalator is an infinite staircase. Does thou not knoweth of paradoxical architecture?

I ban Davy for watching Inception a bit too much.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking the infinite staircase was thought up in Inception.

I ban Davy because I'm completely familiar with Penrose architecture.

I ban Skiperdoo because this statement is false.

I ban Davy because he's right.

If it cannot be true nor false, then it is a false statement. Because it doesn't equal reality.

I ban Skippidy-doo-da for liking paradoxes too much. Go study Quantum Physics, you.

I ban Crest because Quantum Physics is too boring.

Exouniversal studies is where it's really at.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking physics is boring.

I ban Davy for even suggesting the thought!

It's Quantum Physics that bores me.

I ban Skiperdoo for being easily bored.

I ban Davy for not familiarizing himself with the particle/wave duality theory.

Blue light must be in the spectrum of 440-490 nm!

I ban Skiperdoo for informing me about the color spectrum of my POF theme.

I ban Skip for "knowing" all this stuff and still being banned. Now, why don't you go and use all that knowledge and make some sandwiches for Me, Crest, and, Davy.

I ban Davy because if you bring up arguements about science with me around, well let's just say get ready to be

BANNED

I ban Skip because all that stuff still make you slow on your bans. Now, where are the sandwiches!?!

I ban TSC for suggesting that I make science sandwiches.

Actually that sounds pretty cool.

I ban TSC for having Skiperdoo make me a sandwich too. I feel welcome.

On second thought, I could use two. I'm a hungry man.

I ban Davy for eating two sandwiches! The other one could have been fed to a kid in Africa!

I ban Davy for not telling me what he wants on his science sandwich.

C6H12O6? Or the regular HF?

I ban MA for not making them a sandwich.

I als ban Skip because now I start to see the relation between Mr. Awesome and Mr. Skiperdoo.

I ban TSC because I did make sandwiches. I just ate them.

I ban MA for making TSC see some similarites between us.

Just the thought...

I ban Skip because the though of us being similar makes me feel horrible.

I ban MA for eating my sandwiches. You shall pay for that. In internal organs. Including your liver.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking I want Glucose in my sandwich. I would appreciate ham and swiss cheese in a french bun.

I ban Davy for having to google what the chemical formula for glucose was before answering.

I Skip ban Davy because my liver is already gone from having drank WAY to much rum.

I ban Awesome for there is no such thing as to much rum.

I ban Crest for thinking I don't know the chemical formula for glucose.

I ban MA for having a weak liver.

I ban SEAKING because I've only drank too much rum when the rum is completely gone.

I ban Davy because the NFL Draft is on.

I ban Sharky because Carolina pick = fail.

I ban Skip & Shark for conversing in the ban game.

I ban Davy for banning multiple people in his past two Bans.

I ban Will for thinking that that is a problem. Silly Noobanner!

I ban Davy for thinking I thought it was a problem.
I also ban Davy for calling me by my pirate name. That is an unacceptable offense to my name!

I ban Will for being too sensitive.

I ban TSC for replacing me with Davy. I am now sad and sandwichless... *sigh* ;)

I ban Davy to welcome his return, even though I'm a bit late with the gesture...

I ban Davy for thinking I'm too sensitive.

I ban Juliana just because.

I ban CT for that uncreative ban.

I ban Mr. Awesome because uncreativeness is awesome.

I ban Will for thinking that gets you anywhere in this twisted game.

I also ban you all randomly because credit music in POTC2 is amazing.

I ban this "sensitive" madness.

I ban the lot of you because there is nothing better than pwning you all in the ban game, watching POTC2, and doing homework at the same time.

I ban Davy because that could make your head explode if you do it wrong.

I ban Davy because doing homework is mucho lame, therefore there are better things to do. Therefore, I hiss at you. /hiss
I also ban Skiperdoo because something.

I ban Skiperdoo for implying I lack skills.

I ban CT because doing your homework is what gets you into college.

I ban Davy for giving me info I already knew.

I ban Davy because I was implying that explosions occur when you do it wrong, not that you were doing it wrong yourself.

I ban CT for... something...

I ban Skiperdoo for [Insert Valid Reason Here].

I ban the Noobanners for thinking lack of reason is in fact, reason.

I ban Davy because lack of reason is a reason. It is a reason that shows you have no reason, therefore you cannot reason with the reason that you have no reason to reason with reasoninging. Therefore, you didn't notice I used two "ing"s there.

I ban CT for explaining that reasonless bans, are indeed reasonless.

I skip ban CT for admitting he has no reason.

I ban MA for taking the words right out of my mouth.

Now why don't you put a sandwich IN my mouth. Or at least make one.

OK, I'll order you a sandwich, two sandwichs, hold the cheese and beef, with extra razor blades and nails. Oh and one large bottle of Gunpowder rum!

I ban MA for not banning!

Ultra super epic phailz!

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking its wrong for him not to ban when he is ordering me a sandwich. Okay yes it is, but it was for a good reason... sort of not really.

I ban MA for forgetting the noise hair and toenail clippings.

I ban Skip because He just Pwned MA one more time!!

I ban TSC for believing that pointing out that a post lacks a ban is truly pwning.

I Skip ban TSC because he is always whining about how the bans are not creative enough, and yet made this little gem.

I ban Davy because... well it is. At least in the way I did it.

EDIT: I ban MA because I bet you aren't proud of some of your old posts. Would you like me to begin your post excavation? :p

I ban Skiperdoo the archeologist.

I Skip ban Skip because I am fully aware of how terrible my old posts were, yet I was a newbie and TSC is a ban master.

I ban MA for skipping me, yet still banning me.

I ban Skiperdoo for having multiple meanings to his name.

One of them being sandwich maker. I'm still waiting.

I ban Davy for thinking sandwiches come so easily.

But, if you insist.
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I ban Skip for trying to poision Davy with moldy sandwiches!

I ban MA because how can mold be in ten minute old sandwiches?

I ban MA for not recognizing Pretty Patties.

I don't want my tongue to be glow in the dark.

I ban colorful burgers.. that' s just not right 0_o

I second that ban!

I ban MA for desperately trying to Pwn me. Going to the point of skipping people and bringing old topics and bans in his feeble attempts.

Let me go find old issues and try to ban Dr. Zep for something he might have said 2 years ago.

I ban TSC for not liking it when people bring back his past.

I ban DF because I don't mind. It's just when you try so hard and keep failing, then start to bring past issues instead of using what's at hand. Because lets face it, nobody remembers bans from older threads or things said in those threads. It's like me trying to RickRoll someone.

I ban TSC for not remembering his past pwnages. Not even one?

I also ban TSC again for seeming to lose patience with the Noobanners.

I ban TSC because I remember them I just don't use them as Ban Ammo.

I ban TSC for having a split personality.

I ban DF because I must to keep you all on high alert. It's the same personality just different perspectives for different situations. Specially since I have someone trying really hard to get me. I am proud of that.

I ban TSC for being proud of his split personality which he denies. Careful, don't want to end up like Gollum!

I ban Davy for trying to "get" Skirata. Whether I should applaud you or run away from you, I am not sure of.

I ban DF because Golem and Gollum are different things. Golem is a Jewish folklore creature while Gollum just wants a ring.

I add a ban to JS because DF is not out to get me.... I think.

Good God! Jack Shipsteel lives!

I ban Jack for questioning what he should do. The later of course, have you no common sense?

Ha! What kind of a question is that...

I also ban TSC because its a pretty ring... precious....

I ban Davy for thinking I would ever have departed. Merely, I watch from the sidelines.

I ban Jack because the sidelines have walls that obscure the view. You must be within the game to truly experience it.

I ban Davy for trying to either a) Be/Appear/Show Wise/wisdom, b) liking to tutor me in the ways of banning, or c) enticing me to stay in the ban game.

I ban Jack for having too many slashes in option "a".

I ban you a second time for forgetting option d.

I ban Davy for reminding me of option d.... OR! Option d) He's just Davy Fireskull.

I ban Jack for returning so suddenly after all this time.

Have you finished "rounding" my bank account yet?

I ban Skip for assigning tasks....

I ban Jack for being incorrect about what option "d" was.

d) I was trying to make you think of The Game.

I second Jules's ban, and I want to add another task to Jack. Sandwich. Now.

I ban Davy because I will commandeer that sandwich seeing as how I was neglected one when the task was assigned prior... Thank you! :)