I ban Del because it wouldn't all fit, much to my regret!

I ban Del because there was so much more that could have been done with that ban.

I ban Del for returning to the Ban Game.

Can you write down all the things that make you act all noobanner like?

Nevermind, we don't have the time...

I ban Skiperdoo for needing someone to tell him Del's flaws. Art thou blind?

I ban Cannonbane for caring about such minor details, and not seeing the ban itself.

I ban Davy for sitting on a high horse....

I ban Jules because I own a Pegasus, not a horse.

I ban Davy because even after all your mistakes of yours that I've pointed out, you still believe there's a possiblity I have a sight disability.

Not that that's very surprising.

I ban the rhymes in the ban game. This is not the rhyme game.. unless they changed the spelling of rhyme.

I ban Mr. Shipsteel because rhyming has returned! Continue this rhyming or you shall be burned!

I ban Davy because that may be the best idea you've had all day.

That and the one about the potato army.

I ban Skip because I ate the 'taters. All love 'taters, except those haters...

I ban he who insists on the rhymes, for I do say it's about tim- Stop or feel my wrath!

I ban Jules because rhyming is spreading! Just like all those fleas... that made their way to my bedding...

I ban Davy for living so poor he has fleas, so poor the only food he can afford are peas.

I ban dog for obeying. Good boy.

I must skip dog to ban MA because true pirates are poor and infested with fleas.

I ban all of you for making about 120 posts in one day. Pick up the pace!


I also ban all of you who dare post before me at the same time.

I ban Dog for his run-on sentence. You should have have tooked that grammar I had to take.

I ban Sharky for hating run on sentences and that he has bad grammar and a host of other things and...
Never mind.

I ban Robert for insulting Sharktooth

I ban Robert for not noting the intentional grammar error. Typical noobanner...

I ban everyone who did not sign up for the intensive banning class. You all should be ashamed.

I ban Skip because his small blue square annoys me

I ban Dog for being the noobanner example in chapter 3.

I ban Skip because I am a novice banner.. not a noobanner

I ban Dog because I should put that in the "Bans to avoid" list.

I ban Skiperdoo for pretending to be in charge. Get out of my seat before I slaperdoo you!

Okay, the chaos may carry on.

I ban Davy for making me laugh with the term slaperdoo

I ban the easily amused.

I ban the not so easily amused because I have more fun than you

I ban Dog because I had an awesome Pirates marathon.

Swiss Family Robinson.

Treasure Island.

And of of course,

Blackbeards Ghost.

I ban MA for not including POTC in his pirates marathon... and for skipping me

I ban Dog because I just finished my POTC marathon.

I ban MA for having multiple marathons

I ban MA because you should go run a marathon now to make up for all the sitting around.

I ban davy for phailing to skip ban me.. you have master status now.. you ought to know better!

I ban dog because as a master I need not waste the effort typing what is already implied.

I ban Davy for being lazy and ignoring his pet, a hungry Dog is a angry Dog...

I ban MA because dog is faithful and would never hurt me. And if I ignore him once, I make up for it with rum bones and scratches behind the ears.

I ban Davy because the reason you need to scratch him is because you gave him fleas.

I ban MA for not knowing that fleas originated from furry animals.

I ban Davy, exactly, art thou denying thou art a furry animal?

I skip ban Davy for blaming the fleas on me

I ban Davy because he still has fleas, furry animal or not.

I ban Skip for changing his avatar... again.

I ban Pixie because the more you complain about it, the more it'll change.

I ban Skip because I wasn't complaining...

I ban Pixie because that is your natural form of speech.

I ban Skip, who clearly knows very little about me!

I ban Pixie because I know very much about what you're not.

A good banner...BANNED!

Skip you have used a bold, underlined, large lettered, version of the word banned.


for this you sir have been: BANNED

Now Now Lets Just Settle This. I Ban All The Ppl That Ban Me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA :) :D :D :D :D :-D

I skip Swash to ban Davy because maybe he could sometimes try and ban people for valid reasons.

I ban Skip for banning me boldly earlier...

I ban Pixie because if you plan on posting while I'm around, that's gonna be a lot more common.

I skip ban Skip - you don't know what you're in for...

I ban Skip because I hope that was my typo. This is my first ban of the day.

If you were referring to me I ban you because that is not a valid reason to ban me.

I ban DP because I read him what he was in for before I locked him in this prison.

I ban Davy for multiple banning.

I ban stealthy for only banning one person, I also ban Davy so I don't contridicte myself.

I ban andy because you were now just banned by Stealthy.

I ban the Christmas colors. You're late by five months.

I ban Davy for not accepting holiday spirit, even in the wrong time of year!

I ban Davy for noticing that.

I ban andy for assuming I didn't accept it. I accepted it, so I banned it.

I skip ban Davy to ban stealth for not saying 'Skip Ban' in his skip ban. I also ban Davy for assuming I assumed that.

I ban andy for leading in to a linkage of assumptions. Read about that a lot, Senor Bookworm?

I ban Del because Davy said assume first

I ban Del because I am assuming that if I make an assumption ban, everyone will get all excited and start making assumption chains, but now that I have said this they probably will not just to sound independent.

Therefore I have no clue what the next banner will say.

I ban andy for naming fingers and pointing names.

I ban Davy for quoting a movie and supporting me instead of bannning me.

I ban Andy for bannning Davy and not banning him.

I ban andy for thinking I didn't ban him. Let me go back to my previous post...

I ban Davy for liking grenade better than staff.

I ban andy. Elaboration not needed.

I ban Davy for not banning with a stated reason.

I ban andy because the reason wasn't needed when responding to that last ban.

I ban Andy for Davy does not need to elaborate.

I ban Seaking for not elaborating on why Davy does not need to elaborate.

I ban MA for i don't need to elaborate to.

I ban SEAKING for not being able to decide which 'to' to use.

I ban SC for grammar is over rated.

I ban Cannon bane for banning for no reason.

I ban Cannon for thinking i was banning him for banning me: I was banning you for banning stealth for no reason.

I ban Cannonbane for not having lightning fingers. Watch as I post before the thread-viewing SEAKING

I ban Davy for making me nearly laugh. Not cool.

I ban Davy for failing.

I ban SEAKING for focusing on the ban game instead of doing something else that is productive like me.

I ban Davy for being productive. I also ban him for not making any sense.

I ban SEAKING because I saw no sense in your second ban.

I ban all of you for not banning me.

Side note, but where is The Great One?

I ban SC for nobody needed to ban you.

I ban Stealthy because there is nothing but rumors.