Granted, but the Thunderspine IS yer spine, and you would have to rip it out to use it.

I wish I had an inSANE Polar Bear for a pet.

Granted,but it eats you....

I wish for a pet monster

Granted, but Davy kills you and gets his brother back.

I wish for a Xenomorph.

Granted, you die before you get it.

I wish for a hat.

Granted.... however it's full of fleas.

I wish for Captains Quarters.

Granted, it is 2x2 feet, and has one cot.

I wish for a cup.

Granted it is filled with Pirate Juice (Poision)

I wish for Guillermo del Toro to release some info about The Haunted Mansion already!!

Granted, but since you wished for it and didn't earn it it is meaningless.

I wish The Haunted Mansion Movie will be amazingly awesome.

Granted, it's so amazingly awesome that the second it's in theatres, they'll all be full, and when it's released every single copy will be sold... not to you. So you never get to see the awesomeness.

I wish for a rabbit.

Granted, it's Mr. Skiperdoo.

I wish for a DVD/Blu-Ray of the new Haunted Mansion Movie in my hands right now.

Granted, but you did it so fast you pass out and die.

I wish for trading cards.

Granted, they're Barbie trading cards. Enjoy!

I wish for a watermelon.

Granted..... but it falls and smashes all over the floor.

I wish for grog.....

Granted, you are groggy.

I wish for a brig on my ship.

granted its above you

i wish to not end this

Granted, I end it.

I wish for a telephone.

granted you get hanged for being a pirate by the navy after they use it to rack you down

i wish i knew what happened to the ban game

Granted, they all join INFERNO.

I wish The Haunted Mansion had a Panel at Comic Con

Granted, but there only is one guild.

I wish for sleep.

granted you get 5 seconds of it

i wish the ban game would come back

Granted, you lose.

I wish for ceiling.

Granted, you now have more clouds in your area, and look, they're deciding 'tis the best moment to rain...

I wish for an adorable logo for my new project.

Granted.... But it comes alive and eats your project.

I wish for tacos.

Granted,the filling is green meat.
I wish for someone to end the game

Granted, you lose it.

I wish for a book.

Granted.... With a big hole in the center.

I wish for Stromboli....

Granted, here you go! *crash* Oops.

I wish I was married to El Patron.

Granted.... you are then left on a desolate island immediately thereafter.

I wish for Popcorn....

Granted, I just saw a bunch on the movie theater floor.

I wish to have a signature.

Granted, it is limited to 1 byte.

I wish for ice cream.

Ok.....but it melted.

I wish for red velvet cake.

Granted, it's made red with your blood.

I wish for a sword.

Granted ....but it's made of chocolate .....

I wish for an early winter .....

Granted, you're sent to Australia forever. It's winter there right now.

I wish for an ice palace that never melts.

Granted, you freeze to death.

I wish for mad drawing skills.

Granted .....then you literally go mad after drawing a masterpiece.

I wish for New York style pizza....

Granted, but you get it in Chicago and are mobbed.

I wish for trading cards.

Grated but you trade them all at once

i wish for another battery for my mouse

Granted, its a AA, but you need AAA

I wish for breakfast.

( thank you lol I actually really do need AA )

granted but it breaks.

i wish for people to post more

Granted, but they all turn into screaming noobs.

I wish for faster internet.

Granted, your Internet is so fast that your computer can't take it, and it explodes, taking you with it in a beautiful fireworks display.

I wish for Thursday.

Granted, but its the last Thursday ever.

I wish for music.

Granted ....but it's Davy Jones playing a cursed song and you become part of the ship.

I wish for Chili.......

Granted....the lenses are so thick you start a fire.....

I wish for Kraken Tacos

Granted, I've been waiting to give away these defunct pairs for a while.

I wish for more lemons!

Granted ....but I steal it.

I wish for more broadsides ....

Granted .....it lands on your head.

I wish for fried Kraken chips....

Granted.... However... It's poisoned......

I wish for triple loot weekend....

Granted.... It's made of butter.

I wish for a free powerful staff....

Granted.... They are filled with cement.

I wish for another island.

Granted..... 1 wet paper notebook.

I wish for a famed weapon.

Granted..... It's made of ice.

I wish for bagels.

Granted..... But your eyes turn green....not the day.

I wish for apple pie....

Granted....you open it and Jolly Roger appears.

I wish for pretzels.

Granted.... They are made of Kraken skin and make you violently ill.

I wish for a ship that holds 22 cargo.

Granted....it falls on your head.

I wish for a level 95 staff.....

Granted ....it's so loud your ears pop.

I wish for famed weapons.

Granted ....it's made of chocolate and melts.

I wish for a kitkat.

Granted.....a lion.....it eats you.

I wish for an indestructible ship.

Granted...you get burnt to a crisp.

I wish for pop tarts.

Granted but its posioned.

I wish for a lightning sword.

Ok, but it's green meat. Double Ow.

I wish for nothing to happen.

Granted ....something happened.

I wish for mini wheats.

Granted.... But they are so old they fall apart.

I wish for dirt.

Granted..... They fall out of the sky and crash down on you.

I wish for pumpkin pie.

Granted. Unfortunately it's Halloween, and you stole the pumpkin from kids who wanted to make it a jack o'lantern... so they carve your belly instead.

I wish I had another slot for a pirate...

Granted..... It caps at level 5.

I wish for pumpkin spice bread.

Granted.... Acid rain.

I wish for Pumpkin tarts....

Granted, but you are the Wicked Witch Of The West.

Edited because akamystic beat me to it...

Granted, AKA, they're the Queen Of Hearts' tarts... and she's in a chopping mood.

I wish for Delilah Darkside.

Granted but no idea who that is sooooo here have a cow


I wish for for AKA to be my servant

Granted.... I rebel and toss you into a maelstrom.

I wish for the rain to stop.

Granted, it stops for a millisecond, then starts up again.

I wish I didn't possess a cow.