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Granted, languages are now limited to Croatian, but the rest of us speak English.
I wish for a bottle. |
Granted. It falls out of the sky on your head. "Thump"
I wish for Kraken Soup. |
Granted, but the word soup wasn't created yet so it was made into stew.
I wish for a cursed sword. |
Granted. The curse gives you the plague.
I wish for tons of treasure. |
Granted, but your ship sinks.
I wish for a pancake. |
Granted, it's HTS flavored.
I wish for a Nerf Vortex blaster. |
Granted, you suck at it.
I wish for my football team to be awesome. |
Granted, they are awesome at losing.
I wish for a surprise. |
Granted, happy pukeday!!!
I wish for a dog. |
Granted, but it's a giant dog named Jeremy who eats you.
I wish for a bowl of mushrooms |
Granted, but they're the poisonous kind.
I wish for a football. |
Granted, but it's a grenade in disguise.
I wish for a mansion that is awesome |
Granted, its haunted by swords. Ow.
I wish for awesomeness. |
Granted. You've become so awesome you neglected to see Davy Jones standing behind you.
I wish for Egg Nog |
Granted, it's pirate juice flavored.
I wish for a football. |
Granted. You lose all memory of what to use a football for.
I wish for a pet jaguar that shall vanquish my foes. |
But you are your own enemy.
I wish for it to be exactly a week from today. |
granted, but you forget all memory of your past
i wish for a famed sword |
Granted. You get the famed rusty cutlass.
I wish for a chicken potion. |
Granted, you turn into a chicken.
I wish for a Christmas tree. |
Granted, it's on fire.
I wish for Christmas Cake. |
Granted, but it exploded when you tried cutting into it.
I wish for Christmas Break to start tomorrow instead of Saturday. |
Granted, but it's a break from the weekend.
I wish for the word "capin" to be added to the game |
Granted, but you are only allowed to use it once.
I wish I had an iPhone 4S instead of this old 3GS. |
Granted, it is stolen and you are thrown in jail.
I wish for pretzels. |
Granted, but they are so salty that you get dehydrated and faint.
I wish for some pine. |
Granted. It blows up.
I wish for a cinnamon soft pretzel. |
Granted, but someone comes along, and steals it away.
I wish for another unlimited card xD |
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No wish above to grant.
I wish for a warship to hide in. |
Granted but it just sank...
I wish for a sunken warship. |
Granted, but it sank in lava and u died trying to get it
I wish to be immortal |
Granted you are imortal for half a second then you die
I wish for skull and crossbones. |
Granted. It is your skull and bones
I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted |
Granted!But now ur corrupted :p
I wish for a pretty pink purple-polka-dotted dragon! |
Granted, but it is corrupted and eats you
i wish for an incorruptible wish that i cannot be corrupted. |
Granted, you don't get anything.
I wish for air. |
Granted, it has a very high percentage of Carbon Dioxide in it.
I wish for unlimited gold on pirates |
Granted, the gold is worthless.
I wish for a War brig with laser cannons. |
Granted, the laser deflects of the water's surface and hits the moon, spinning out of orbit and falls in the Atlantic Ocean, creating a large tidal wave that destroys your War Brig.
I wish for unlimited gold that cannot be worthless! :sailr: |
Granted, Jack Sparrow steals your gold.
I wish for a grand blunderbuss. |
Granted. When you try to fire it, it blows up in your face.
I wish for a cutlass that does an unlimited amount of damage. |
Granted!, But the cutlass is all mine...
i wish for armor thats all mine and no one elses!!! |
Granted, it is multicolored like your font and you blow up trying to look at it.
I wish for a customizable signature option |
Granted, but its only for mods
I wish for cancer cures HAHA! BEAT IT! |
Granted, but they are captured by the Soviets!
I wish for a cat. |
Granted, it claws your face and you sell it to your neighbor.
I wish for a customize signature option only for me that is incorruptible and only MINE |
Granted, but I use the power of spam to force you to give it to me.
I wish for pancakes. |
granted but they are bancakes and so they ban you
i wish a broken war brig |
Granted, but it comes with nitroglycerin.
I wish for Cereal. |
Granted.....it's stale.
I wish for more ship materials. |
Granted, but after you use them, POTCO gets reset back to last Monday.
I wish for a new hat. |
granted but it turns to rock and you break you face
i wish for NOTHING |
Granted, but the lack of air kills you
i wish to have UA (Unlimited Access) |
Granted, it lasts 1 second.
I wish for a dog. |
Granted, but its farts are so strong they blow your ship to pieces. ;)
I wish for a cake. |
granted but then the cake flies on the floor >:)
i wish for everything |
Granted, it includes death and torture.
I wish for blog comments. |
Granted but they are all negative.
I wish for air. |
Granted, it goes so fast into your longs you die.
I wish for alien contact. |
Granted but the aliens probe you
I wish for a beach |
Granted, its filled with trash.
I wish for a pillow to sit on. |
Granted, but it contains a pressure sensitive bomb.
I wish for a dog. |
granted but it EATS YOU and does TANGO on you and stuff >:)
i wish for web (world eater blade) |
Granted, I throw it to you and it cuts off your head.
I wish for more customers in my signature shop. |
Granted.....they all want 100 signatures by the end of the day.
I wish for the stars to change.... |
Granted, They change into marshmallows.
I wish for a marshmallow |
Granted but its a burnt marshmellow...
i wish for a balloon that doesnt pop! |
Granted, but it appears tightly attached to you. And when it lifts you up... you can't pop it. >: D
I wish for new peddler clothes. |
Granted. They are 3 sizes too small.
I wish for Vitamin Water. |
Granted, it's Rat Flavored.
I wish for SWTOR. |
Granted. A Sith Lord beheads you with his light saber.
I wish for cottage cheese. |
Granted, you die in a pile of it.
I wish for pretzels. |
Granted but I dropped them in a pile of mud...
I wish for mud! |
Granted, it hardens around your head.
I wish for someone to tell me NUN4U! |
Granted, but instead of getting nothing, you get a Nun. ^_^
I wish for only the essentials to survival on Earth, nothing more or less. :) |
Granted, they land on your head.
I wish for Adrian Peterson. |
Granted, but you wake up and relize it was all a dream...
I wish for magical powers |
Granted, you lite yourself on fire.
I wish for Alfredo sauce. |
'Granted'! but i use it all.
I wish for a pink vest |
Granted, its comes dipped in bleach.
I wish for gum. |
Granted but it is lined with glue
I wish for glue |
Granted, I glue your mouth and nose shut.
I wish for a rubber band. |
Granted but is breaks and hurts your hands.
I wish for rubber water |
Granted, but you try to drink it and suffocate yourself.
I wish for Apple pie. |
Granted, but Snow White's evil stepmother made it...
I wish to defeat a Rage Ghost solo. |
Granted, while you celebrate another one kills you before you can claim your hat.
I wish for a barbell. |
granted. It breaks because of unknown causes.
I wish for a computer |
Granted. Look at ur location.
I wish for world peace |
Granted, but your career in piracy is ended because of it.
I wish for some pure, untouched, completely safe water. |
Granted.. But I drank it.
I wish for a War Frigrate. ---------------------------------------------- POTCO : Lily Swordfencer Lvl 22 ( LilySwordfencer1002 in POF ) Toontown : Rainbow Featherspinner 123 ( Rainbow Featherspinner in TTC Forums ) |
Granted. It gets beat up by an EITC Viper
I wish for unlimited talent. |
Granted but everyone gets jealous and shuns you...
I wish for a blanket. |
Granted but it's full of holes.
I wish for more money! ------------------------------------------ POTCO : Lily Swordfencer Lvl 22 ( LilySwordfencer1002 in POF ) Toontown : Rainbow Featherspinner 123 ( Rainbow Featherspinner in TTC Forums) |
Granted but its the fake Chocolate money you get for St. Patricks.
I wish for a new coat! |
Granted but it is cheap, so it tears apart easily.
I wish for 3ds to be out back in 1692. |
Granted but they stopped being made that same year...
I wish for a Dinosaur that stays Small... |
Granted. It got stepped on on the way though. Sorry mate.
I wish for some new sails. |
Granted, they have so many holes in them they don't catch any wind.
I wish for mad Pvp skills. |
Granted.....so mad you run yourself through.
I wish for another island..... |
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