your date with scarlet, but things go wrong and.....

you can't do much but sail out when...

Jolly roger mistakes you for sparrow, and kills you, but realizes his mistake and says ' sorry ' by.....

brining you back to life and adding 100 years to your life, then...

he remembers he is EVIL and takes off the 100 years:D and you get in a fist fight.

you win by.....

throwing dirt to his face because...

Your in Dueces Wild, where Dirt is a custom!( I do my studying, rofl:D ) he get VERY mad and.....

then falls overboard when you....

shoot him in the foot. you laugh and........

the crew ties you to a cannon and throws you overboard when...

You try to go to Timbuktu to get a platipi army...

...then you laugh at your own silliness when...

A Pirate Lord Named Swash Comes and loans you his ship then you.....

say " HI SWASHIE " cuz he was on vacation, and he's back, and U thank him by....

Giving him a Bag of Gold then a Ship comes by with the name of.....

the monkeebut and you laugh so hard at the name that u.......

Accidentally Throw a Grenade at The Monkeebut and it Explodes to reveal another ship with the name of....

S.S Pickle. YOu decide to eat it when....

It Sinks and Behind it comes a third ship with the name of....

Bacon Defender and you ask....

" Bacon Defender?? what kind of name is that????? " then......

It gets sunk by the The Kraken and then a Fourth Ship comes behind it with the name of.....

The Flying Frenchman so you offer it frenchfries but...

they ask for a juicy Swashburger. swash, who's still right next to you reacts by....

drinking rum then...

falling overboard in a drunken tumble so...

Gibbs picks you and sends you....

Back to the docks where another Ship comes by with the name of....

Pink Pearl then you...

throw blue paint on it and the captain yells at you then...

He Drops a Grenade exploding his Ship then ANOTHER Ship comes by the name of.....

Ship Shape Ship but is sunk when...

the " lets hope this is the last ship you see pearl " . U and swash laugh so hard that you.......

cough up a pair of shoes and three gold coins so you...

Notice another ship coming by with the name of.....

Man Overboard and you notice the crew jumping off so you jump off but get back on because...

You see another Ship by the name of.....

" the S.S.Jack Is Great ". THIS one stays, but then U realize that there are not other ships out there IN THE WORLD, so U decide to board this one. while aboard, you.....

Sink it and Jolly Roger raises all the Sunken ships again and you see one coming with the name of....

Edward's Ironhull captained by Bob The Pirate Lord of Alabama so...

the boat immediately sinks because...

Bob had too much rum and sailed into a reef but...

was rescued by...

Swash and then another boat comes by with the name of.....

The Hey Don't Sink Me but sharks take it over and...

a fellow named Jack Sharkbane, also know as Dr. Jaws comes and invites you to terrorize the high seas on the back of sharks, and you agree, and so does swash. while riding with Dr. Jaws and Swash you have the time of your life, and then you......

fall off and see a mermaid but it was...

Just Jaws to help you up, and then you.............

jump back in yelling "come back mermaid!" but...

swash hits you in the jaw, and then...........

you throw up another pair of shoes and a map to...

A teleporting machine so you go there and it takes you back to the docks where you see a ship on the horizon by the name of......

"The Help Me!" captained by none other than The Witty Edward Ironbones because he had so much rum he...

Died and sunk his ship then another ship comes by with the name of....

Edward's Revenge captained by the Undead Edward Ironbones he swallowed a whole box of grenades then jumped on another ship named...

The No Name Ship then it explodes and you see another ship by the name of....

( Im only doing this to annoy you guys )

The Bacon Butter so you eat it and...

(I can tell lol)

Another Ship comes by with the name of....

the " Swashwilldie ". Swash gasps, and Jack throws a grenade down his throat, and tosses him into the ocean, and the entire crew goes after him and dies. then you laugh so hard with Jack that you...............

cough up a third pair of shoes and a bag of coins you were saving for...

that pouch of grenades u never leave home without. but the you realize that if you ate the money..... and you had the pouch...... you saved a lot of money! you start dancing and...........

Another ship comes by with the name of.......

"gylibgh" when you notice...

it has daggers on the hull, no sails, and the crew is dead so you...

take a large bite of a turkey sandwhich, and not obeying the 30 minute rule, you jump into the ocean and.........

See a ship by the name of......

The Cramp which you have after swimming right after you ate so...

Another Ship comes by with the name of.....

swash then sail out to...

Cheese Island. And while eating the Cheese you notice a ship by the name of...

"Why are we still naming ships" when..

Another Ship comes by with the name of.....

"the game is becoming dull" when...

A huge underwater volcanoe erupts right below you all. not so boring anymore,lol

after the eruption you seek help at tortuga then...

tortuga begins to sink(port royal has already sank and is gone)

then you realize that...

the islands are being replaced with new islands you visit one called Stayaway Isle you notice it looks alot like...

cuba, only better with...

a bigger bar filled with rum supplied by.....

EITC who sunk port royal and toruga when.....

they got angry at us pirates because.....

we farted, so the got more so we...................

Loaded up on rum. This made......

....the most sense as we over indulged and fell over........

:buds:

the wall into the water below. But lucky for us.....

there was a dingy sitting there for us to........

Make a speedy escape. To make things better the dingy was stocked with......

rum and lots of rum and...............

even more rum. :buds:But sadly there were/was no.......

mugs to drink from. So then we decided to.......

Just drink right out of the bottle. As we sailed out to sea.......

.....PG09 was vomiting over the side of me ship. I think it be the green water. Shortly thereafter........

PG09 made Akamystic walk the plank for telling everyone that.
:ss_wtp-ani:

(LOL)
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Unfortunately.......

Aka knew how to walk on water and didnt not sink which........

...led the crew to believe black magic was involved. So then.......

Aka, Pirate Chicka and Cujo ruled the sea and........

sailed into the sunset happily ever after. However......

Davy Jones and Co. showed up and ruined the fun so...............

Robert Darkskull became LIVID and dropped Desolation. This caused.......