i would beat him up with a candy cane

wwydi- right when u were about to land with your biggest amount of gold ever the game crashed?

:asmiley37:<---This would be me
:smiley40: <--- And this
:112: <---------- And for some strange reason, this


WWYDI i posted something really random, like this:aV132AQi:

I would laugh my head off.

WWYDI I didn't know what laughing is?

:140:<--- I would make you laugh by posting something random like this

And then tell you HA you laughed

WWYDI i vanished for 13 days?

i would laugh so hard my lungs would burst

wwydi- u 4 some reason sold all your ships and bought a lite sloop. then the game didn't allow u to get gold anymore?

I would completely destroy War Ships in SvS

WWYDI your guildmaster locked you all in a room filled with weapons and the last one standing was Co-Gm ( i know i would :D )

I would say... What guildmaster?

WWYDI we had bathrooms but we only had one and it was at Tormenta?

I would do my business on a Seabeard, LOL

WWYDI I changed your mood to AFK?

I would change it to angry.

WWYDI Guilds never existed?

id be happy because id have friends(NOT) but im still happy for friends


WWYDI if went skydiving without a parachute?


i answered one for the first page and i think it will show up here.

and i asked the same parachute question

I wouldn't save you :)


WWYDI I pushed you into shark-invested waters?

I would try to escape.

WWYDI someone stole your credit card?

I dont have a credit card, so i would laugh at you repeatedly until i lost my laugh box.
WWYDI you were forced to watch Teletubbies, Barney, and Sesamee Street all day long for the rest of your life?

My head would explode!

WWYDI computers were never invented?

I'd invent one, try it out, it wouldn't work and blew up, I'd fix it, thy again, it totally crashes, and than i'd do this - - ->:asmiley37: and this --->:smiley40: and for some weird reason, this ----->:gewalt133:




WWYDI I displayed the funnyest smieilys here, like this ::master: :smiley-UFO::39::53::bananapirate::bananaguitar::smiley4:

DANCING BANANAS RULE!

I would eat all your smileys, then smile a smile of MALEVOLENCEe
WWYDI you were the only person left on the world, except for Britney Spears

I would laugh, and then post some smileys, like this

:112:


WWYDI you saw me doing this
:ss_pirate_ship:

I would eat you

WWYDI you were forced to watch every single Horror Movie ever made, and then forced to live out those horror movies?
:smiley-channel.de_g :bnyikes:

wwydi
 

i would kill myself

wwydi- the deval came to ur house

I would sit him down, tell him i like his hat, give him some coffee, and then send my dogs out on him :D

WWYDI POF never existed

I would have a staring contest with my computer screen

WWYDI Gravediggers ruled the world?

I would dress up like Davy Jones for halloween and rule them!!

WWYDI I did a vipers nest right now?

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Maximvs

I would go into a matrix and not get hit.

WWYDI you were the only person online POTCO in the ENTIRE WORLD

I'd log off and never come back on.

WWYDI POTCO Never existed?

I would sell my computer.

WWYDI Voodoo didn't work on Undead?

Then I'd chop their head off with my cutlass.

WWYDI I beat you in PVP?

Call for best 2 out of 3

WWYDI There was no PvP?

I wouldn't know about it and wouldn't care

WWYDI there was no such thing as a voodoo staff?

Get a stick and tie my doll to it.

WWYDI The only way to get from island to island was swimming?

I would begin to train with Michael Phelps.

WWYDI it was Double rep and Double gold for the rest of the week?

i'd be on every hour of the week

WWYDI you saw a plane in the sky on POTCO?

I'd yell 'SOS!'

WWYDI I made you walk the plank, into shark - infested waters, and then have every weapon on board fired at you?

I would hid behind a shark and let you shoot it :grin:

WWYDI I swallowed a grenade and started chasing you?

I'd yell, AHHHHH!!!!!



WWYDI i accidently blew up yer rum?

Accidently blow up yours.

WWYDI computers didn't exist?

there is a question like that, but, here goes : I would invent one, test it out, it blows up, i rebuild it, it crashes and then I'd be like this --->:asmiley37: and this ---->:smiley40:
and for some reason, this ------>:asmiley3:

WWYDI I blew up andrew bowdash?

THen there would be any quests about cigars in his mansion.

WWYDI Pirate Trivia never existed?

continue as i always have since i've never heard/played piarte trivia

WWYDI i told you there are places where you can actually study Pirateering in college?

id tell you that i was the dean of such college.

WWYDI every time you logged in you had an invincible enemy constantly hitting you but not killing you?

i would tell him BACK OFF, BUB! and he doesn't, so i scare him off by doing this ::smiley-channel.de_g:smiley5:

WWYDI I join the mod squad and started stealing rum?

i'd told you that they are doing that in another thread.


WWYDI they didn't steal rum?

then I Captain Jack Sharkbane, would do it myself!


WWYDI I hypnotized you?

rejoice and announce the forum name to be changed to pirates of the RUM!

WWYDI a pirate asked for whiskey instead of rum?

i'd be forced to called you CAPTAIN.

WWYDI instead of having new things in the game they took out things instead?

I'd be mad.

WWYDI I messed up on a thread?

wrong game buddy...

Laugh my head off!:laugh:

WWYDI It was raining lava?

I'd duck and cover!

WWYDI you were camping in El Suderon and mistakenly hung your hammock upon 2 angry stumps?

I would take my triple barreled pistol out and aim very carefully..... and then blow the stumpy up with me fire grenade, LOL

WWYDI people got banned for glitching on POTCO?

I would not do any more glitchs, and probably be happier overall in the game. :)

WWYDI the game required you to glitch to actually complete/finish?

Wow...good question...wrought with conflict of do I do the right thing and wait until it's patched or do I glitch?

Hmmmm...

*doing his best Cartman voice*

I'd say:

"Hey! You get back here and finish this game so I can beat it the right way! And bring me some pie!"


Soooo...



WWYDI the EITC on the gallows up in Fort Charles was replaced with your character and you had to deal with all the new players coming in and taunting you?

i would send them all to jail.....lol




WWYDI all there was was lvl 40+ ships and enemies to deal with everyday

Stop having to go look for those big ships!!! They should be a bit easier, and more plentiful.. On the other hand, those first few ships to sink would be a nigh impossible probability.. ;) sounds like a dumb navy guy.. ug

WWYDI all the NPC ships fired fury!

Well....

Uhmm...hmffff....guess I'd have to coat me ship with Anti-Fury Repelent and hope the laughing sales guy wasn't pullin me leg when he said "oh yea sure...it works...trust me!"

But...

WWYDI the Anti-Fury Repelent didn't work?

i'd sink lol

wwydi 5 assassins ganged up on you

Take out my doll and run!

WWYDI you saw lv 40 stumps on a flag ship?

I'd get out the explosives


WWYDI a gravedigger ate you?

Kick out like it was jail

WWYDI a Seabeard took your cutlass?

I would yell "Hey! Hey! Hey! HEY!!....... That is not nice!" and then i would pull out my staff and flaming skull him to ashes.

WWYDI all pirates had the ability to fly?

i would say i was in a disney-movie based game.... wait... too late...


WWYDI i found a way to higher than 40/25 notoriety levels?

Then i'd ask how to do it!

WWYDI I took your level and added it to my level making it go past 40?

I would get really mad, I just have one more level to get through to get to the next level

WWYDI I teleported to you and took over your ship?

hang to the ship for a couple days, wait till ye think im dead, come aboard, hide, and wait till ye guys fall asleep, go into yer quarters, and break out the explosives. MUHHAHAHAHAAA!!

WWYDI you and i were navy, eitc, skeletons, ect.?

i would kill noobs before they got the cutlass...


WWYDI you were the only enemy in the entire game?

I would lay waste to all who tried to stop me...for I am powerful...I'd have to be if I was the only boss, no?

so...

WWYDI the townsfolk, no matter where you were, suddenly became zombified and started to chase you for your brains?

i guess id have to get a shotgun and blow their heads off

wwydi there was a jail on tormenta and no way off (alkatraz tormenta)

WWYDI all pirates had the ability to fly? said Codiac

Muahahahaha i already know how too....

Leon you messed up teh string.
Then I would fly.

WWYDI I didnt ask a question after this?

I would ask myself a question answer it then ask another question.

WWYDI I never answered this?

Id answer it meself then throw you overboard for not answering it for me.


WWYDI all the music in the game changed into the pirates of the caribbean main theme song?(hes a pirate, the full version):piratewheelgo2:

the yo-ho yo-ho song? i would eventually be extremely annoyed and start to hate the song.

WWYDI the music in the game was of Peter Pan instead?

I would shoot myself then smack the guy who made it across the face.

WWYDI you suddenly got sucked into a fantasy world filled with pirates of the caribbean and ye were a crew man aboard the black pearl?

I'd get my eyepatch and wooden leg out!

WWYDI all the weapons in POTCO were replaced with balloons?

i'd trow a party...

WWYDI there were no water in POTCO?

I'd build a galleon tractor...

WWYDI every weapon you had turned into a pillow as you entered Tormenta?

i'd find a cozy place an take a nap...


WWYDI the enemies were all clones of you and under my command?

Then I'd feel sorry for you since I don't take directions very well...lol

WWYDI the skellies in the graveyard at PR were all level 40 and you had to take out your first skellie as a new Level 1 Pirate?

i would level first then kill them later....


WWYDI there were no more WWYDI?

Then I would invent a new game called "What if there were no hypothetical situations?"...


WWYDI Barbossa let you have Jack the Monkey for a day?

i would charge for shooting it...


WWYDI for every cash and rep points you made you had to give some of them to everyone?

I'd have to wait for Big D to give us a Robin Hood outfit at the tailors so I can run around with me merry band and disperse the loot and rep...

WWYDI all the gators in the swamps and streams were replaced with salamanders with really bad attitudes?

I would kill em all

WWYDI Cuba got way bigger

i'd visit it more often

WWYDI instead of multiple islands there were only one big one?

start shoveling, what would i be without sinking ships? ( a robber, not a pirate )


WWYDI i hit you on the head with the new weopon: a hammer?

Then I would be out cold :)

WWYDI I gave you a jar of dirt?

i would put a plant on it.

WWYDI the game got cancelled for you?

:duel_pa::I would call POTCO and ask them to uncancel the game!

you forgot the WWYDI part ner vod.

WWYDI i was an unbeatable boss?

Then I would have to introduce you to my pet dragon...as we all know, never meddle in the affairs of a dragon for you are crunchy and good with ketchup...

WWYDI you were surrounded by a fleet of Behemoth's, Juggernauts and Death Omens and you realized your broadsides only fired confetti?

I would hit Full Sail to get out of the middle of them, then man a cannon and take'em down one at a time.

WWYDI General Darkhart was hiding in your closet?

i would tell him to get everything in order?

WWYDI you have to fight all the enemies with kindness?

i wouldent fight at all! WWYDI you were attacked by the kracken and then Jolly Roger comes on your ship?

I would scream and run in cricles.

WWYDI, If Maximvs banned us all for no reason at all?

I would wait to get my account back, and then i would wait for him to post on the Ban Game thread, and then I would BAN HIM!

WWYDI you were that piece of buscuit in the Bilgewater pub in the tutorial?

oooooo max got told lol.
I would eat it.
WWYDI you trapped between 5 Black Harbingers?

I would freeze, look up at the sky, take a sip of rum, read "The Raven" by Eager Allen Poe, do 20 jumping jacks, and RUN

WWYDI you were about to hit level 40 and your account got terminated?

I'd call D and have them reinstated :)

WWDYI if I banned you? :D (Reading an earlier post... be careful on your answer LOL ;) )

i would make the big D ban you for banning me.
WWYDI you got killed by a lvl 1 gravedigger?

I would complain and never touch gravediggers again.

What would you do if POTCO was gone and you could not play it anymore?