To be a Mod...you must have patience to deal with Pirates like Li Wildtimbers and Cujo......lol......j/k:laughks2:

to be a mod u must be able to deal with Aka and pirate chicka (right back at cha Aka)

To be a Mod....you have to maintain harmony within POF and make sure Li and AKA don't have a throw down....lol:dancetl6:

to be a mod u must provide popcorn, drinks, and chairs to sit in to watch said show down between Aka and Li (Cujo)

To be a mod, you need a size 14 banning boot... I just happen to have one. Oh, where is it? Blast... Another day hopefully... :sadmh9:

To be a mod, you have to be able to face 5 angry posters at once. And then some.

To be a mod ye must like rum,
ta be a mod, ye must chew gum!
To be a mod, ye must face t' Odd Jack,
to be a mod ye must taste ta godly snack,
ter be a mod, ye have ta like cheese,
or Jack, the Odd, will NOT BE PLEASED!!!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

To be a mod you must notcie when you have started a new page...

To be a Mod, u gotta be non mad with power.

To be a mod you must not post on this rum heavy threads :P

To be a Mod, you must be able to predict the future.. like.

I predict at 1:09pm, Savvs will post:

To be a mod U MUST BAN THOSE WHO STTAND IN UR WAY! MUHAHAHA jk

To be a mod, you must.... have a good sense of humor...?

To be a mod, you must be either a) a member of Dueces Wild or b) Jack Ironmalley. :laughks2:

Haha. Not true!!! The newest mod is Ben, and he's not a Duece. Neither are Bat, nor Lady F. (We're workin on it tho.)

It was true yesterday (I think?) if you don't consider admins "mods" ;)

To be a mod, you must sink the Goliath with a stone.

Major apologies to Lady F. She is, a member of DW guild, even before I wrote this. It's just that since we never see her, I forgot she was a Duece.

To be a mod, you can't have an apology-gland in your throat. Basil is just a mini-mod.

To be a mod you must love spaghetti and make it a vital part of your everyday life.

To be a mod you cant be odd (that rules out u jack)

In that case, it's obvious that to be a mod you must be even. :laughks2:

I meant the jack who thinks he is the God of Odd

aka Jack Ironhawk

Which is why I'm clearly even. ;-)

To be a mod, you must have Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts on speed-dial. :mickeypiratezd4:

To be a mod, you must be able to display at least 6 windows on your computer at the same time, and work in all of them at once. (Otherwise, you have NO IDEA what is going on.)

Oh yeah, 7 windows if you want to play pirates while doing everything else.

To be a mod you must be giving perks

To be a mod... well, it really isn't that big of a deal. :laughks2:

To be a mod... you must remember not to swallow meds with a Rum chaser (little rough on the stomach, Zep).

to be a mod, you must follow the rum schedual to make sure we aint bottling up a storm........

To be a mod u must be smart

To be a mod, you must be able to post, mod that post, then be the mod to object to yourself modding the post. :laughks2:

To be a mod, ya gotta stink.

http://www.toontowncentral.com/galle...2/modstink.gif

to be a mod u must be able to deal with all the crazy pirates on the POF

To be a mod, you have to be 50+ with the mind of a 5 year old.

to be a mod you must be able to eat bacon...

to be a mod, you must have a HUGE supply of coffee!

To be a mod, you must carry around a bottle of 5-hour energy in every single pocket.

To be a mod, you must juggle 999 balls :pirate41:, ride a trike,:erti078: play the star spangled banner on a trumpet :pirate111za1:, play the nose fluet :santasmiley:, wear safety glasses :dogdancewhite:, read a book :bookishfj7:, slap yourself in the head :mybadki6:!

To be a mod you must swallow a 2 foot block of cheese, while riding a unicycle going around in circles, juggle 26 balls on your nose, must wear underwear over your head at all times, and prank call sales people.

Holy what?!? :D All I know is to be a Mod - you need to see the small and the large picture... besides I coudn't juggle to save my soul LOL :D

Lol. This is what the whole post is about. Silly things. I couldn't juggle if my life depended on it lol.

To be a mod, U must be in deuces wild LOL

to be a mod, you musttype fast

to be a mod u must love to eat pasta and nothing but pasta

to be a mod, you must have atleast 298 posts XD

to be a mod, u have to post non stop for 24 hours haha

To be a mod, you have to be a mod :D

To be a mod, you have to make it back from World's End to The Caribbean again. :)

To be a mod, you must steal rum

To be a mod you have to be able to juggle coins... while ifghting a thrall captain

to be a mod u need the bottle of etena power >.>

To be a mod you must have met the Banana King.

To be a Mod you must read posts on old games brought back by someone with way to much time. A-4

To be a mod you need to have met the queen so I qualify:)

To be a Mod you must rock to Queen.

To be a mod, you must do nothing.

To be a Mod you must do nothing while looking busy.

To be a mod you must NOT be a Master Banner

To be a Mod you must Not have a dancing avvie.

to be a mod u have to love chocolate

To be a mod you have to turn into a crab.

Turn into a crab?? No, that's a pre-req.

to be a mod u have to be super hungry haha

To be a mod you must be good at something, not just being a scorpion or a crab

To be a mod you must read all of the ban game threads.

Wow, im nowhere near qualified... Shhhhhh Dont tell anyone!

I ban Dr. Zep for lying.

To be a mod you must have a PHD.

To be a mod you must be as cool as Zeps

To be a mod you must have a rum stash.

To be a mod you must not have a post war in the activities section of the forums with meh

To be a mod you must respect TSC.

I qualify that then :)

To be a mod you can't use smileys.

To be a mod you must know what Buckingham Palace is

to be a mod u must like ice tea haha

To be a mod u must not like the color yellow.

( Well I guess I'm out then eh? LOL )

to be a mod u must like sinking ships

To be mod you have rum based potions.

to be a mod u have to hug a huge! gator (random)haha

To be a mod you must be able to spell MOD

to be a mod u must be awake oops im out then haha

Aye, especially in the wee hours of the morning when we

POSTED 50 BOTTLES OF RUM!!!!! WOOOO!!!

Ah..

to be a MOD.. you have to be on the lookout for sneaky pirates who post those bottles hehe

To be a mod you must try to wait until they reach the 50 bottles.

to be a mod u must like to ban

To be a mod, u must be able to put up with the likes of crazy insane pirates

to be a mod u must be a crazy insane pirate haha

To be a mod you must understand the crazy insane banners.

od you have to be in a big guild

To be a mod you must spell properly and type "To be a m" before posting in this thread.

to be a mod you have to improe m tpng skils,

To be a mod, you must ban once every ban thread.....

To be a mod you must bring honor to the activity posters.

To be a mod you must have to make no sense.

to be a mod you have to wonder where pie came from...

To be a mod you must blink 3,000 times a day.

to be a mod u must eat pie 3,000 times a day haha

To be a mod you must drive a Ferrari.

haha to be a mod u must ban wifi

To be a mod you must be English :P

To be a mod you must like steak.

i to be a mod u must like cheese steak haha