Never ever sit on a loaded cannon.....you could end up a eunuch like Will Turner

never miss place ur jar of dirt.......thump thump...thump thump......savy

A bottle of rum, and too soft a heart,
will leave ye stuck with one wench,
until death do ye part!

Step on a crack, give all yer loot back! (and no pirate wants that!)

Never brush yer teeth, the shinier they are the less you'll have... just ask poor old Rudyard...

If ye eat Barbossa's Apple, or else
Ye will never feel the spray of the sea, the whisper of the wind, nor the warmth of a woman's flesh...

How may I know this? We'll it doesen't matter that much, tis just ghost stories.... Heh ha hahahahah!!!

Oh if an EITC shoulder crosses your path, 7 years of bad luck
*since they are the ones in black*

Do not bring a woman on a ship--she'll want to decorate it, and do all sorts of feminine things to it.

Touch another pirate's booty and you'll be askin' for a wallopin'.

Never accept a lit grenade, lest ye fancy the locker. Kaboom!!!!!

Never sail on a moonless night, or ye be lost into the darkness of the depths......

Never say sour squid three times in a row while sailing at sea. The kraken might just come and get you.

Curses arrrr warnins, that they arrr indeed...

Tharr written fer fools, who never pay heed...

One such curse, ye best not miss...

Or suffer it's fate, into the dark abyss...



"Before Ye Goes to Tormenta, Whatever You Do...

Grab Healing Potions from a Gypsy...

Or Forever be Part of the Ship Part of the Crew..."



Tharrr be one even worse, so ye must take heed...or suffer it's fate, that ye will indeed...


"Never fight a one clawed crab with both arms or the cursed missing claw will grow from yer back to seek revenge!"



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Never kill a skeleton under a full moon.... unless you wanna be fighting that one same skeleton for 8 hours.

Never serve Roger,
He is quit bad,
Never serve Roger,
For he is quit mad,
Never serve Roger,
Not even for gold,
Never serve Roger,
Even if you're bold,
Never serve Roger,
Even if you check,
For sooner or later,
You'll become just like poor Bo Beck!
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