tie a rope round' their feet and drag em' off the stern

Strand emon Bilewat-er-make that Rambleshack and let em send him back to the lockerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... then bring em back to fight the EITC .aye i know its just down right nuts if we dont bring a good privateer like me along to...yarr next verse!

lock 'em in the foc'sle till their sober

maybe we should simply throw em ooer board

Hide their effects in a crate on a juggernaut.

Make a 2 mile long man made slap machine!
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We must take them to Captain Vilu Daskar for punishment before Luke the Warrior finds him!

Make him do the Zombie til he sobers up...

Serve 'em bilge water and make 'em drink up!

make em' suffer the wrath of............MEH and then make them play elefun with my little cuz!(its hard and annoying!)

lock'em in the jail when jolly roger comes callin'

Throw 'im in the brig till he starts callin'!